EgaoNoGenki's personal THWMLs, Part IV (Personal Entry)

(Continued from Part III) If any of these entries sound too TMI or controversial, let me know somehow and I may change it. But please comment some feedback.

31. Today, I tracked in the snow, "I AM THE LASER SHINER" off the side of Marlatt facing Lafene, and hoped I would sneak back to my dorm room and get away with it. Turns out I hadn't planned it out too well. John Braaten and Tim McWilliams recognized my trenchcoat as the one worn by the word-tracker. If I had hidden the coat in the laundry, warmed back up, dried my shoes, and took the coat back to my room hidden in my laundry basket, I might've gotten away with it. THWML
On 02/03/2004 at 12:05am - school - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

32. Today, we had our last day at the Residence Halls and still never got to find out who the F.C. was. In the meanwhile, I have been getting scapegoated - accused of being the F.C., most likely because my dorm was right next to the bathroom. If being NEAR a crime scene makes me a criminal, does being near a fire station make me a fireman? THWML
On 05/21/2004 at 9:05pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

33. Today, Mimi got a brand-new pair of sandals for Christmas. I asked her if it was okay to feel the texture of her new footwear, and she permitted me. As I was getting acquainted with how her sandals feel, she proceeded to stomp on my hand. I don't remember what I gave her anymore, but was she not happy with her present? THWML
On 12/25/2008 at 12:05pm - holidays - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

34. Today, I asked a Salvation Army cashier to put me on a call list for when a vacuum cleaner arrives. She said "No." I asked why. Her reply: "I'll not do the same thing for 20,000 people." A statement that I learned in 1st grade- that we're all "special," turned out to be wrong. THWML
On 05/03/2009 at 4:05pm - shopping - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

35. Today, I ordered a "REALLY Angry Whopper" from Burger King, and they stuffed it with extra jalapeños. Before I ate it, I expected it to be spicy enough to make me guzzle jugs of water. I ate it, and it wasn't. THWML
On 08/22/2009 at 11:55pm - food - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

36. (More to come as I think of them)

EgaoNoGenki's personal THWMLs, Part III (Personal Entry)

(Continued from Part II) Names have been bolded so the taglistees can find where they are.

21. Today, my new teacher is mean. I will call Mrs. Wieters my official Kindergarten teacher, even though she is really only a student teacher's assistant in her last year at K-State. I'll run to Mrs. Wieters for protection, but I still have to put up with that mean old Mrs. Sandborn for the rest of the year. THWML
On 08/24/1990 at 5:05pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Kansas)

22. Today, Mrs. Sandborn grabbed my arm, pulled me aside and lectured me an earful about how I shouldn't have to cross the street to school, since my house was in a part of town that didn't require me to use the crosswalk. She doesn't believe that I have friends from across the street that I visit and play with before school, so I hope that the old hag dies soon. THWML
On 11/16/1990 at 5:05pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Kansas)

23. Today, I decided to tour the other classrooms after school and meet the other teachers, plus the older kids who stayed for an after school project or something. The other teachers were warm and welcoming of me to visit around and talk. Just as I was about to go home however, Mrs. Sandborn dragged me into the copy room, sat me on her lap, and berated me about touring the school. I had enough of her, so I tried to fight back. Now I REALLY hope she dies soon, her being so old. THWML
On 2/7/1991 at 5:05pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Kansas)

24. Today, Mrs. Wieters told me that Mrs. Sandborn "passed away" (meaning that she died) over the summer. I'm only posting this THWML because my angel on my right shoulder told me to post entries of people I knew that died. But honestly, I'm happy that mean old Mrs. Sandborn is finally gone, though she should've died while I was still in Kindergarten. Mrs. Wieters said she went to "Heaven," but she's probably paying for her meanness in the other place. For needing to write this in the first place, THWML
On 8/26/1991 at 5:05pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Kansas)

25. Today, we were assigned numbers in our 4th Grade class. Our new teacher is Mrs. Joan Dawson, and Adam Gobber got assigned LUCKY 7!!! I'm gonna treat him like the brother I've never had and he'll be my best friend for the rest of the year!! Sadly though, he does not appreciate all that attention that I'm giving him. He's gonna try everything he can to spoil my fun. THWML
On 8/18/1994 at 5:05pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Kansas)

26. Today, in our autobiography project at school, we're RHYMING OUR NAMES!!! I kept calling Elizabeth Hamel "Elizabeth Camel" often this year, because I think its funny how they rhyme. I told her, "Hey, you can say SOMETHING about riding camels now!!" She said she would, and I was so thrilled! But she spoiled it: In her first two lines, she said "Elizabeth Hamel, does NOT ride a camel..." Aww, I thought it was gonna be hilarious. Oh well. THWML
On 2/4/1995 at 5:05pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Kansas)

27. Today, we moved into our on-base house. Sadly, we'll only get one TV channel because Dad said cable is too expensive here. My life will get pretty boring in PA. THWML
On 10/6/1995 at 2:27pm - home - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Pennsylvania)

28. Today, I started my first day at Fishing Creek Elementary. I got on the computer, but there is no Internet. Also, the computers are the crummy Apple IIgses that were made in the 80s. Now I wish my family hadn't have left Kansas. I know more people back there, the schools' computers were newer, and had Internet. Even school in PA will get boring, too. THWML
On 10/9/1995 at 5:27pm - home - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Pennsylvania)

29. Today, Tim McWilliams slowly approached my face, in a weird, alien-ish way. I thought he was going to smell me so I took foaming soap out of the dispenser and smashed them on my shoulders. He said, "And it was gonna be a good secret, too." Then I tried to change his mind and his position wouldn't budge, so I kinda flipped out. Now I'll go back to using those gasoline-diesel inside-slangs that he grew to hate unless he changes his mind. THWML
On 4/4/2004 at 10:27pm - friendships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

30. Today, Mimi took me off her friends list because she apparently didn't appreciate the way I've been tagging her photos lately. Couldn't she at least have warned me by telling me to stop before she did that? Besides, if we're siblings, we're supposed to be "friends for life." Now I'll have to deal with her in person to get her back on. THWML
On 1/23/2009 at 6:03pm - family - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

(Continued on Part IV)

EgaoNoGenki's personal THWMLs, Part II (Personal Entry)

(Continued from Part I) If you think any of these THWMLs sound pretty childish, please pay attention to the dates.

11. Today, I was playing with my top with daddy. I wanted it to spin longer so I rubbed it against the floor much harder. The top hit daddy's face so hard, he didn't want to play with me anymore. I apologized and begged him to keep playing, but he only took it away and sent me to my room. THWML
On 09/18/1989 at 3:05pm - family - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - Germany (Darmstadt)

12. Today, I didn't want Mommy to shut the kitchen door on me, so I stuck two of my fingers in the door jamb on the hinges' side, hoping that would force the door to stay open. Needless to say, it was excruciating because the closing door bent my fingers. Mommy had to take me to the hospital. THWML
On 06/02/1987 at 7:30pm - family - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Alabama)

13. Today, Mrs. Askew (my Social Studies teacher) asked me a question. I got extra nervous because I wasn't paying attention. Attempting to evade, I told her that "I... forgot!" She explained why it wasn't possible to forget so asked me again. I couldn't answer so she told me to put my name on the board. I explained that I was going to get a Harley-imitation bicycle for Christmas if I didn't get it on the board all month. She didn't relent, so I burst into tears & begged her to change her mind. She said "your name is already on the board" but I didn't stop. My begging tactic didn't work for the rest of the hour. To add insult to injury, the class wasn't sympathetic either so when we returned to Mrs. Dawson's class, half the class blurted out, "He needs to put his name on the board!" Later, Levi Michaelson taunted me about not being able to get that Harley bike now. THWML
On 12/14/1994 at 4:30pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Kansas)

14. Today, Natasha is going to SEMP. Mom was willing to pay for her to go, but wasn't willing to pay for me when I was in high school. I am so embittered by this that I still want to go to SEMP to this day, but Jody Waldrop (my Youth Minister) told me that SEMP is for high schoolers only. I may have to go to a Bible College to become another Youth Minister, in order to fulfill that wish now.
On 06/14/2005 at 4:30pm - religious - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

15. Today, Mom raced up the stairs to give me as little warning as possible in case I was playing a video game when I needed to be asleep. I was playing Sim City 2000, my most favorite game on Super Nintendo. When she came, she threw a fit, ripped the cartridge out, and pitched it to the ground. Now the game won't work anymore. I want to get even, by smashing one of her valuables, but who knows how medieval she'll get on me then. THWML
On 03/08/1997 at 11:30am - games - by EgaoNoGenki (boy) - United States (Kansas)

16. Today, Dillon Roark wanted me to run away from my current church. I explained how difficult it was to leave as whenever I missed church in the preceding Fall, a pair of members would visit my apartment at 5 that afternoon to see if I'm okay, so I deduced that they would do the same if I suddenly started attending another church. Andie snapped enough that she took me off my friends list over this wall response. THWML
On 02/02/2009 at 12:30pm - religious - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

17. Today, while we were at the Omaha Winter Quarters Temple, when Andie was being interviewed by temple servants, she told them her last name was (pronounced) "spraie." However, shortly after we met in August, she said her last name was (pronounced) "spree." I later confronted her about it and she (expectedly) denied it. THWML
On 01/17/2009 at 9:30pm - friendships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

18. Today, when I asked Andie if she would like to review my Asperger's journal entries to make sure everything seems alright before I post it to the Facebooking public, she didn't want to read them because she was afraid these notes might "agitate" her. She only jumped to this conclusion based on the few posts I made to Facebook that agitated her, while disregarding the many others that were either neutral, or uplifting. I believe this is the same logic as a hiring manager choosing not to hire any member of a racial group anymore, simply because a gang of that racial group mugged her one night. THWML
On 03/08/2009 at 4:30pm - friendships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

19. Today, I saved my Expos I assignment to a computer in Hale Library, and I remembered EXACTLY where that computer was. I went back to it a few days later, but the file was nowhere to be found. I was later informed that the library computers' hard drives are cleaned out a few times a week. I don't have the money to afford a USB thumb drive. How else can I save my work now? Now that all of my work is lost, I may have to drop this class. THWML
On 10/05/2003 at 6:30pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

20. Today, my new landlady told me that they don't participate in Section 8. It was hard enough to find a vacant apartment so I can't risk continuing looking for an apartment with subsidized rent. My new apartment is $325/month before utilities, and my SSI is $579/month. I will have to REALLY squeeze my budget because you can figure out how much I have left over. THWML
On 06/30/2005 at 8:30pm - home - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

(Continued on Part III)

EgaoNoGenki's personal THWMLs, Part I (Personal Entry)

THWML: "To Heck With My Life." You can pronounce it "thermal" with a speech impediment.

Directly inspired by the following website: http://www.fmylife.com

I have submitted some of these onto the above website. All of my submissions so far, have been rejected. I will not get an inferiority complex out of that because out of thousands of submissions, only 25 or so get accepted every day.

At this time, I will not put them into chronological order because I may think of one from far in the past a few days later, and a recent one within the next five minutes.

1. Today, (Natalya) and I went down to (Collenzae), MO (a 5-hour drive) to rescue (Graham Curry) from his oppressive fiancé. (Graham) promised (Natalya) that everyone would be at work & he'd be home alone. His fiancé was also home, and a live-in friend named (Alva) was, too. We couldn't rescue him & he'll be forced to marry (Mushira) in a week. THWML
On 08/21/2009 at 11:55pm - relationships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

2. Today, I sent (Laurent Eau'Maere) to patch things up with (Jeanessa Ryndella) and make her my Facebook friend again. (Laurent's) follow-up message sounded promising at first, but I later discovered that (Jeanessa) blocked me because I sent (Laurent.) He has a lot more friends that I do, so I thought he was a good negotiator. Either he isn't, or a completely different action is needed to make amends with (Jeanessa.) THWML
On 09/04/2007 at 1:55am - friendships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

3. Today, I was informed that I will have Mrs. Charlene Potter follow me around as my "para" for the whole school year. With her unswerving scrutiny, 7th Grade will be like a foreign exchange to North Korea, except that everyone at school will speak perfect English. THWML
On 08/21/1997 at 11:45am - school - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

4. Today, Dad said that I would be living in 502 W 9th, Apartment #2, in Junction City, shortly after my college semester ends. I've seen it before, and it is such a squalid dump I don't think it would even qualify as a tool shed. I would much rather burn it down and sleep in a homeless shelter. THWML
On 05/16/2004 at 1:05pm - life - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

5. Today, I learned from Sarah G. that (Laurent's) statement from Incident 2, "She just needs some space right now," is code for "OMG! I don't want anything to do with him anymore!!!" I thought that there are "clean" blocks if there are "clean" (amicable) divorces. (Jeanessa's) block was like the "dirty" (acrimonious) divorces after all. THWML
On 11/21/2007 at 1:00pm - friendships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

6. Today, I discovered that (Jeanessa's) fiancé, (Salco DeSpatznio) also blocked me on Facebook. I thought leaving people alone gets them to cool down, but apparently, the rift with (Jeanessa) festered so much that it spread to her fiancé. I now know that I MUST patch things up SOMEHOW, but I don't know how now. THWML
On 10/28/2007 at 7:00pm - friendships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

7. Today, I thought an Asian-looking guy was genuinely Japanese, so I gave him my Japanese greeting. Andrew A. then rudely informed that he was an adopted Korean from America by the name of Derek Hommel who is studying with the JASIN group. I never heard him talk before, so there was no way of knowing beforehand. When I explained that to Andrew, he said, "Never mind about that; I'm just a hostile guy!" THWML
On 4/5/2008 at 6:00pm - interactions - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - Japan (Nagasaki)

8. Today, I thought Cissy Chen was over her acrimony against me since the June 5th cookout party. After, I have observed no hostility from her every time I walked near her. While walking to my dorm, I heard some faint whispers upstairs & thought that might be Cissy but gave the benefit of the doubt and proceeded upstairs anyway. I climbed cautiously, and when I reached the top, off the left corner, Cissy gave me a very threatening stare. Why did she wait until the last day? She started that stare BEFORE she saw me, so how did she guess it was me? 15-20 other students live on that floor. Do our footsteps give off a rhythm as unique as a fingerprint? Now I have a nagging to send her a reconciliation message on Facebook. THWML
On 7/31/2008 at 8:00pm - relationships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - Japan (Nagasaki)

9. Today, I rode to Michinou station when Jordan Anderson called to say that a friend screwed up & that I must tell the taxi driver to take me to Urakami-eki, and within 10 minutes. I asked, and the driver said that was "Muri," and took me down anyway, myself not knowing what "Muri" meant at the time. I paid the fare and bought the ticket to Sasebo. I was late for the train, and the next one wasn't for another hour. Jordan told me that "'Muri' means 'impossible.'" Oh, and the taxi fare was ¥2250. THWML
On 6/30/2008 at 11:30pm - money - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - Japan (Nagasaki)

10. Today, it has been 26 days since (Squiyre Threshold) took me off her friends list. When I messaged her about it that day, she claimed that she "probably" took me off by accident, that it happens all the time, and not to read anything into it. Then I re-added her, and I'm still awaiting her friend confirmation. Of my messages since I re-added her, (Squiyre) never responded. I thought she might be too busy for Facebook at first, but I saw her make status updates. She had 147 friends when she "accidentally" took me off; now she has 150. If I took someone off by accident, I would not pass that victim over for three other people. In less than two hours, I will probably see her at church. If I do, it will get pretty awkward. THWML
On 8/23/2009 at 7:07pm - friendships - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

For lengthy reasons, I will only post 10 THWMLs at a time. More to see on Part II.