Son of W.A.Y. parody: Things That Are Very Old

• Things That Are Very Old
• Contrafactum of "Super Mario Brothers 3 Athletic Theme (Overworld 2)" by Koji Kondo / Smooth McGroove
• This contrafactum is to go over things that become or are very old, the ups and downs of anything that's very old, and etc. Maybe also include the fact that eggs float once they're very old.
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• Slideshows and videos pertaining to things that are very old are to be shown in the music vid.
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Son of W.A.Y. parody: You'll Likely Pass It When You Are Old

• You'll Likely Pass It When You Are Old
• Parody of "Strip Polka" by the Andrews Sisters
• Alternate Titles: "You'll Likely Pass The Brunner Test When You Are Old" (although the song may not necessarily sing about just passing the Brunner Test. It may go over what else one may pass when they're old, but a decision has yet to be firm on this one, as of 9-23-2018.)
• A junior lawyer I spoke to mentioned that the Brunner Test to discharge student loans in bankruptcy, is more likely to be passed when the debtor is a senior citizen, because job prospects are generally diminished for those of a more advanced age, so the chances of getting a better income through a better job is reduced. 
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Son of W.A.Y. parody: He's A Future Dead Man

• He's A Future Dead Man
• Parody of a tune that Dory Deines (class of 2004) played solo on a trombone(?) at a Chapman High School concert
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• Music video must show males who are unmistakably senior citizens, past retirement age. Some may be seen in nursing homes or senior-citizen hangout centers.
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• VERSE 1:
• This old man...
• This old ma-a-a-aannn...
• You know what he is? That's right! He's a future dead man!
• This old man...
• This old ma-a-a-aannn...
• You know what he is? That's right! He's a future de-ead man!
• VERSE 2:
• These old peeps...
• These old pe-e-e-eeps...
• You know what they are? That's right! They are future dead peeps!
• These old peeps...
• These old pe-e-e-eeps...
• You know what they are? That's right! They are future de-ead peeps!
• Ending verse:
• He's a fu-uture de-e-ead man,
• He's a future dead man!
• Alternate ending verse:
• They are fu-uture de-e-ead peeps,
• They are future dead peeps!