Son of W.A.Y. parody: Don't Wear Your Tie Like That

• Don't Wear Your Tie Like That

• Contrafactum of "Anchors Aweigh" by Charles A. Zimmermann
• This contrafactum is to go over the fact that wearing one's tie in certain ways may look stupid, and possibly other reasons why a tie shouldn't be worn the wrong way.
• How You Do and Do Not Wear a Tie
• Music video ideas
• A montage of pictures and possibly videos of ties being worn the wrong way vs. the right way, are to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, actors portrayed wearing their ties the wrong way can be told by an advice-giver (in song) not to wear their ties like that because the way their ties are worn looks stupid/
• Lyric ideas
• Replace all occurrences of "Anchors Aweigh My Boy, Anchors Aweigh" with "Don't Wear Your Tie Like That, That Looks Stupid."
• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Wearing Crocs

• Wearing Crocs

• Contrafactum of "Oare Cat?" by Cleopatra Stratan
• This contrafactum is to go over the pros and cons of wearing the durable foam clog footwear known as "Crocs."
• https://www.crocs.com/ - Crocs official site
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocs - Crocs on Wikipedia
• Music video ideas
• A montage of pictures and possibly videos of crocs and them being worn are to be shown in the music vid.
• After budgets improve, hire professional dancers to dance to the tune of this contrafactum while they wear different sorts of Crocs.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)