Son Of WAY contrafactum: Just One

 * Big John

** Contrafactum #584 of "Big John by Jimmy Dean.

** This contrafactum is about how a grouchy old lady in her upper 50s to lower 60s is hiring JUST ONE employee at a convenience store in Junction City, Kansas in 2003 or 2004, when the singer was looking to work anywhere.

** I thought of when the manager told me "Just One" every now and again since that job search in the early-mid 2000s, and eventually, I thought of the tune to "Big John" when I thought of the phrase "Just One."

** The instrumentation needs to be altered to sound like popular music released in 2003 or 2004.

* Videos of the original tune

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* Music video ideas

** Show a slideshow / collage / montage of either one convenience store employee or a manager with one convenience store employee

** The convenience store should be rented for a video shoot of actors / actresses acting out a convenience store scene when budgets improve - the job applicant asks for an application and the manager says she's hiring JUST ONE assistant.

* Lyric ideas

** All occurrences of "Big John" is to be replaced with "Just One" and "Big Bad John" is to be replaced with "It's Just One" or "Hire Just One."

* LYRICS

** (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Working At Alorica

• Working At Alorica

• Contrafactum of "Owner of a Lonely Heart" by Yes
• This contrafactum is to go over what it's like to work at Alorica.
• https://www.alorica.com/careers/ - Alorica Careers
• https://www.indeed.com/cmp/Alorica/reviews - Workplace reviews about Alorica at Indeed.com
• Music video ideas
• A montage of pictures and possibly videos of the Alorica workplace and its employees working there, are to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, actors may be hired to wear Alorica uniforms (if there are any) and dance in front of an Alorica sign, inside or outside of one of their facilities, and be portrayed doing their jobs.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Final Walk To Their Office (As Their Worker)

• Final Walk To Their Office (As Their Worker)
• Parody of "Malaguena" by Michael Lucarelli
• The parody is intended to be about the employee's final dreadful walk to the office before their termination.
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• Music video ideas
• Any clip of an employee being walked to an office is to be shown in the music vid.
• A music videography budget would allow for a film shoot of that specific scene.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:

Son of W.A.Y. parody: No Call, No Show

• No Call, No Show
• Parody of "Disney Sing Along Songs Theme" by Disney, Inc.
• The contrafactum is about how a no-call, no-show is a very bad move in the working world, and can get the employee fired after normally the 3rd time, but often times after a NC/NS happens just once or twice.
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Son of W.A.Y. parody: Your (Job) Probation Period Is 90 Days

• Your (Job) Probation Period Is 90 Days


• Contrafactum of "Partridge Family Theme - Come On Get Happy" by David Cassidy
• The contrafactum is to sing about how job probation periods cause new employees to have more eggshells to walk on since they need fewer missteps to get fired than other employees do who have been around more than 90 days.
• Music video ideas
• Once budget allows, a conversation between a manager and a new-ish employee, while wearing employee uniforms or nametags, ought to be included in a music video.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime...)