Son of W.A.Y. parody: Threshold of a Bright Future

• Threshold of a Bright Future
• Contrafactum of "Dire, Dire Docks theme (Super Mario 64)" by Koji Kondo
• This parody is to describe how one's future would be bright, and perhaps what to do in order to brighten it.
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• Any imagery and videos of anything indicating a bright future are to be shown in the music vid.
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• LYRICS:

Nanobots, implants, and EMP BOMBS!

Terrorists of tomorrow will likely commit electronic warfare by detonating EMP bombs wherever we may be.

This could leave vulnerable anyone with nanobots and respirocytes swimming around in their bloodstreams, and anyone wearing implants.

If we only have microscopic robots swimming in our bodies, and an EMP attacks us, will they just settle to the bottom of the bloodstreams and eventually be discharged from our bodies through our sweat glands (and other bodily exits?) Or will we die from this?

I know anyone with pacemakers and other artificial vital regulators would die from an EMP attack. Eye implants would cause blindness until they're repaired or replaced.

But to prepare for this (and we have a decade to do so,) how do you suppose nanobots and implants will have shields against EMP bombs? How can users of these electronics protect themselves from these attacks somehow?

Wedding Rings of the future should have embedded GPS chips.

I only want to get a wedding ring that has a microscopic GPS chip so we'd know where to find it when we enter the SS# associated with our ring at ILostMyRing.com. Unfortunately, a GPS-chipped wedding ring won't be around for another few years!

Oh, http://www.ILostMyRing.com is actually a real website!? OOPS! :-S

But the premise for a site like that is: Enter the Social Security # of the ring's owner, and the site will give you a map with a blip of your ring's location, accurate down to hopefully 2 feet.

Therefore, when you upload the map with location blip onto your phone, you'll be able to track it down when you go look for it.

(On the phone's ring-finding application-- Red blip: Ring's location, Yellow blip: Phone's location, so if the Yellow blip is atop the red blip, start digging!)

Many couples lose their rings every year. Mom hasn't seen hers since about 1997. The $100 reward to find that ring, still stands.

Maybe it got thrown away with the trash; maybe it fell off while sleeping and is just hiding under one's bed. Maybe a pet took it outside while the owner took it off and looked away.

THAT'S WHY ALL WEDDING RINGS OUGHT TO COME EQUIPPED WITH A GPS CHIP.