Son of W.A.Y. parody: I Am Not a Drug Dealer

• I Am Not a Drug Dealer

• Contrafactum of "You Are the New Day" by the King's Singers
• This contrafactum is about the fact that I'm not a drug dealer, and don't plan to be. Also possibly mention, if there's room, the one time when Adrian Monk in a Mexico episode told the Mexican customs agent that he wasn't a drug dealer, prompting them to search his luggage.
• You’re Not a Drug Dealer? Here’s Why the Police Might Disagree - The New York Times
• Not a Drug Dealer? Here’s Why the Law Might Say Otherwise - WRAL
• Music video ideas
• A montage of photos and videos of people trying to convince others that they're not drug dealers is to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, actors can sing amongst props showing that they don't intend to deal drugs.
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• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Cellphones Were Used To Make Drug Deals In School

• Cellphones Were Used To Make Drug Deals In School
• Parody of "Wild & Crazy Kids Theme" by Nickelodeon
• The tale is all about how cellphones were banned from high schools for a time, because they were used to make drug deals during school. In those days, the only high-schoolers who could afford cellphones were thought to be drug dealers.
• Music video ideas
• All clips and snippets of high-schoolers using cellphones are to be shown in the music vid.
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• LYRICS: