Son of W.A.Y. parody: He Is Future Dead

• He Is Future Dead
• Contrafactum of "Up the Ladder to the Roof" by The Supremes
• This parody is to go over how a senior citizen man is already a "future dead man" (instead of a future immortal) since he's already at or past retirement age, therefore he won't live long enough to see aging itself get cured.
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• Music video ideas
• A montage of "future dead men" (AKA male senior citizens) are to be shown in the music vid.
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Son of W.A.Y. parody: Why We're Not All Future Dead People

• Why We're Not All Future Dead People
• Parody of "Belleville Rendezvous" by Benoit Charest, Mathieu Chedid
• English version of "Belleville Rendezvous" by SoQuietly's Channel
• Instrumentation could be updated to the standards of the release year's pop music of France or America, or a mix of both.
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• Lyric ideas
• The lyrics need to explain how advances in medical research cure more incurable diseases every year, faster than before thanks to the aid of ever-faster research computers. 
• Later in the song: Then eventually, aging itself, the last incurable disease, will get cured too, explaining why anyone younger than retirement age today won't be considered "future dead people," but instead "future immortals."
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Son of W.A.Y. parody: He's a NEAR-Future Dead Man

• He's a NEAR-Future Dead Man
• Parody of a tune in a 1986 R.L. Dukes Oldsmobile commercial
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• Music video ideas:
• Music video must show an elderly male who is apparently near-death (so not as healthy-looking as ordinary male senior citizens.) 
• Example: Well over 300 lbs, gets around in a Hoveround wheelchair, and clearly past retirement age.
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• LYRICS:
• (background vocal:)
• Near future dead man!

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• (spoken:)
• Here's what I'll tell ya about near-future dead men:
• They may be morbidly obese, get around in a hoveround wheelchair, and...
• They may be old too,
• With oxygen tubes,
• Hooked to a tank, to be frank.

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• Now, you see,
• (sung:)
• When their condition's like that, they probably don't
• Have long to live, and they're in the nursing home zone

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• (background vocal:)
• Near future dead man!

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• (spoken:)
• Those were near-future dead men, past their prime, wasting away, and can't do much else now, aged 70+.