Son of W.A.Y. parody: Your Bill's Been Sent To Collections

• Your Bill's Been Sent To Collections

• Contrafactum of "A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes" by Lily James
• This contrafactum is to go over what happens when bills go unpaid for a long enough time - they get sent to collections, as well as the actions that take place from there.
• What to Expect When Your Debt Goes to Collection - NOLO
• What to Do If Your Account Has Been Sent to a Debt Collector - The Balance
• What Really Happens When Your Bill Goes Into Collections - Refinery 29
• How to Deal with Debt Collections - Nerd Wallet
• How debts in collections affect your credit - Credit Karma
• Music video ideas
• A montage of pictures and possibly videos of overdue and delinquent bills and collections agencies doing their job, is to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, actors / actresses dressed up in debt collectors' uniforms (business-casual attire with name tags indicating they're working for a fictional debt company) are to sing the lyrics while wearing a headset typically seen at a collections call center.
• Lyric ideas
• Replace the line "A dream is a wish your heart makes" with "Your bill's been sent to collections."
• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Wage Garnishments

• Wage Garnishments
• Contrafactum of "Welcome Here Again" by Canterbury Country Dance Orchestra / Dudley Laufman
• This contrafactum is to go over what wage garnishments are, what happens in order to cause them, and etc. about them.
• Instrumentation may need to be updated to sound contemporary, like modern pop.
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• Music video ideas
• Slideshows and videos pertaining at all to wage garnishments are to be shown in the music vid.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Default

• Default
• Parody of "Friday" by Rebecca Black
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• Lyric ideas
• The default in this context is about the status of debts long after their payments are due. Possibly go over the defaults of several types of debts, but especially student loans, and the consequences thereof.
• LYRICS:
• Credit for the first draft goes to /u/ClosingBelle of Reddit.
• (Rough draft; may revise sometime...)
• Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo no, no (No, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ope)
  No, No
  No-ah-ah, No-ah-ah
  No-ah-ah
  No, No, No
  
  
  Seven pm, waking up in a panic
  Gotta be strong, gotta go downstairs
  Gotta have my Xanax, gotta have Adderall
  Seein' everything, the time running down'
  Tickin' on and on, everybody's broken'
  Gotta get on to the web site
  Gotta check my loan, I see my debt (my debts)
  
  
  Stickin’ in my chest
  Doin' all my best
  Gotta make my mind up
  Which plan can I pay?
  
  
  It's Default, Default
  Your Debts are now in Default
  Everybody's lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb, Tax Bomb Default, Default
  Gettin' down on Default
  Everybody's lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb
  
  
  Forbearin', Forbearin' (No)
  Forbearance, Forbearin' (No)
  run, run, run, run
  Lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb
  
  
  Eighty, thousand tab, we're missin' out on the norms
  Risin' so fast, I need time to cry
  run, run, think about run
  You know what it is
  Don’t got this, don't got this
  My loan is going up, bye
  Don't got this, don't got this
  Now you know it
  
  
  Failin' in the job search
  Gettin' left in the lurch
  Gotta make my mind up
  Which out can I take?
  
  
  It's Default, Default
  Your Debts are now in Default
  Everybody's lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb, Tax Bomb Default, Default
  Gettin' down on Default
  Everybody's lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb
  
  
  Forbearin', Forbearin' (No)
  Forbearin', Forbearin' (No)
  run, run, run, run
  Lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb
  
  
  Yesterday was brighter, better
  Today it is Default, Default (Forbearin')
  We-we-we so dejected
  We so dejected
  We gonna have a crawl today
  
  
  Tomorrow is Getting sued
  And garnish comes afterwards
  I just want this nightmare to end
  
  
  It's Default, Default
  Your Debts are now in Default
  Everybody's lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb, Tax Bomb (we gotta get out) Default, Default
  Gettin' down on Default
  Everybody's lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb
  
  
  Forbearin', Forbearin' (No)
  Forbearin', Forbearin' (No)
  run, run, run, run
  Lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb
  
  
  It's Default, Default
  Your Debts are now in Default
  Everybody's lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb, Tax Bomb Default, Default
  Gettin' down on Default
  Everybody's lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb
  
  
  Forbearin', Forbearin' (No)
  Forbearin', Forbearin' (No)
  run, run, run, run
  Lookin' forward to the Tax Bomb

Son of W.A.Y. parody: All These Debts Must End

• All These Debts Must End
• Parody of "Wake Me Up When September Ends" by Green Day
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• Lyric ideas
• It goes over any kind of debt and the natures thereof. Also, why it must end. Be sure to include student debt somewhere in there.
• LYRICS: