Son of W.A.Y. parody: Turn Left Onto North Plum Street

• Turn Left Onto North Plum Street

• Contrafactum of "Kookaburra Sits In The Old Gum Tree" by Marion Sinclair
• This contrafactum is to be about the numerous times I've been told by my Google Maps GPS app to turn left onto North Plum Street from eastbound on 4th while performing pizza deliveries.
• This Kookaburra tune came to mind when I was told to turn left onto North Plum Street and I thought that sentence fit pretty well in the tune so that's why I've conceived of this contrafactum.
• N Plum Street, Hutchinson, KS - Google Maps
• Throwback Thursday: Eighth Avenue and Plum Street - The Hutchinson News
• Where I was told to turn left on N Plum Street, the intersection of 4th & Plum, Hutchinson, KS - Google Maps
• Music video ideas
• A montage of photos and videos of N Plum Street in Hutchinson, KS is to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, actors/actresses are to sing the lyrics while driving / riding in a (rented?) vehicle as they're going down 4th, then N Plum, streets in Hutchinson, KS.
• Lyric ideas
• Replace all occurrences of "Kookaburra Sits In The Old Gum Tree" with "Turn Left Onto North Plum Street."
• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Back To Heartland Works

• Back To Heartland Works

• Contrafactum of "Bad" by Michael Jackson
• This contrafactum is to go over the time back in summer 2009 when I was caught napping and wandering around aimlessly at my janitorial temp job, then describe how Frank Young, my immediate manager at the time, threatened that if I did any of those things one more time, he'd "send my papers back to Heartland Works" and let me go. Therefore, I straightened up and did better as a temp employee until my contract ended.
• Heartland Works, Inc. - WorkforceCenters.com
• Music video ideas
• A montage of pictures and possibly videos of a temp janitor not doing his job is to be shown in the music vid, along with a reprimand by the supervisor.
• As budgets improve, an actor should be portrayed as the temp janitor who neglects his duties, sleeps on the breakroom couch, and wanders around aimlessly, while also singing the lyrics. Also, a black actor (Frank Young was black) should portray his supervisor discovering him napping in the breakroom, then giving him a reprimand / warning at his desk while singing these reprimands and warnings.
• Lyric ideas
• Replace the words "really, really bad" with "back to Heartland Works."
• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Anthony Poppapimple

• Anthony Poppapimple

Not Anthony, but the closest resemblance I could find to him. His real last name isn't known, so I couldn't look him up on Facebook.

• Song following the tune of "Head Nod Supreme 1" by Jack Elphick
• This song is to describe "Anthony Poppapimple," a fellow client I knew from our group therapy sessions at Horizons Mental Health in 2018.
• He would get agitated easily and half of the time that I'd talk to him, like how I'd feel if I were to pop a pimple, therefore, his nickname became "Anthony Poppapimple." 
• Tyler V., my case manager, also knows Anthony, but wouldn't share his last name.
• Outpatient Services - Hutchinson Regional Healthcare System
• Music video ideas
• A montage of pictures and possibly videos of anyone resembling Anthony Poppapimple is to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, actors resembling Anthony Poppapimple are to dance to this tune while acting out the actions that the song sings about.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Junction City Blue Jays

• Junction City Blue Jays

• Contrafactum of "We're In The Money" by 42nd Street / The London Theatre Orchestra & Cast
• This contrafactum is to go over the summary and perhaps the achievements and exploits of the sports team of Junction City High School, known as the Blue Jays.
• https://bluejayathletics.org/
• Official Twitter account of the Junction City High School Athletic Department
• Music video ideas
• A montage of pictures and possibly videos of the Junction City Blue Jays performing their sports and other activities is to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, Junction City High School's drama department could act out the song in Blue Jays uniforms in front of any relevant backdrops, like the high school and etc.
• Lyric ideas
• Replace all occurrences of "We're In The Money" with "Junction City Blue Jays."
• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Is Jeff Jones Doing Better By Now?

• Is Jeff Jones Doing Better By Now?
• Parody of "Hammer Brothers Battle" by Koji Kondo
• The ballad is all about Jeff Jones, a resident of Manhattan, Kansas who was housed in a homeless shelter in summer 2009. I worked with him in a temp job through Heartland Works for a brief period.
• Update the instrumentation to sound like the popular music of 2009.
• Jeff Jones's Facebook profile
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• Music video ideas
• All clips and snippets that can be found of Jeff Jones are to be shown on the music vid.
• Lyric ideas
• The lyrics are to be about his original plight of homelessness back in 2009, and speculate whether he's doing better with his life nowadays.
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Son of W.A.Y. parody: Colony, Kansas (Sean Snyder's hometown)

• Colony, Kansas (Sean Snyder's hometown)
• Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
• The contrafactum is about the small town in eastern Kansas, where my former American History teacher Sean Snyder grew up.
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• Music video ideas
• Any image or clip of Colony, Kansas are to be shown in the music vid.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:

Son of W.A.Y. parody: The Ballad of Treasure Jones, the Identity Thief

• The Ballad of Treasure Jones, the Identity Thief
• Parody of "Noozles theme" by SABAN
• The ballad is intended to be about Treasure Jones, a would-be identity thief who allegedly attempted to pick up a computer from an Office Depot after reportedly paying for it with someone else's name. 
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• Music video ideas
• Any white female identity thief doing their thing, is to be shown in the music vid.
• Lyric ideas
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Son of W.A.Y. parody: Tale of Nicole Dibben

• Tale of Nicole Dibben
• Parody of "Kids Are Music" by Ruth Artman / Unison Choir
• The tale is about Nicole Dibben (since married as Nicole Hall.) Any biographical fact about her is to be sung in the music vid.
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• Music video ideas
• Any image or clip of Nicole is to be shown in the music vid.
• Lyric ideas
• Replace all occurrences of "Kids Are Music" with "Nicole Dibben."
• LYRICS:

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Richard Stutsman's Ballad

• Richard Stutsman's Ballad
• Parody of "Amazing Love" by Hillsong
• The ballad is intended to be about Richard Stutsman, a retiree whose last known residence is in Miltonvale, KS. He is the stepfather of Levi, Eddie, Isaac, Matthew Michaelson and another brother whom I've since forgotten.. 
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• Music video ideas
• If any image or clip of Richard Stutsman can ever be found, they are to be included in the music vid.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Emma Hubbell's Tale

• Emma Hubbell's Tale
• Parody of "Moonlight Serenade" by Glenn Miller
• The tale is intended to be a summation of Emma Hubbell and her life as I know it.
• Emma Hubbell on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/emma.hubbell.9
• A portion of this song's royalties are to be paid to Emma.
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• Music video ideas
• Images and clips of Emma Hubbell are to be shown in the music vid.
• A bigger music videography budget would allow for hiring Emma to play as herself.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Norcraft Cabinetry

• Norcraft Cabinetry

• Song following the tune of "Welcome Here Again" by Camp Chase Fifes & Drums
• The song is intended to be a marketing jingle about the cabinetmaker.
• http://www.norcraftcabinetry.com/
• Music video ideas
• Refer to any video about Norcraft cabinets while making a music video about the cabinetmaker, and take some clips and snippets out of those videos while putting together the music video.
• Lyric ideas
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• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime...)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: The Ballad of Michael Tibbits

• The Ballad of Michael Tibbits

• Contrafactum of "Caesar II Soundtrack - Provincial Theme" by Sierra Games
• Michael Tibbits memorial page on Legacy.com
• Mike Tibbits Obituary and Guestbook on DignityMemorial.com
• Mike Tibbits' Facebook profile
• Music video ideas
• Any image or video of Michael Tibbits, my former GM of the Pizza Hut in Newton, KS, are to be shown in the music vid.
• As budgets improve, an actor portraying Michael Tibbits can sing the lyrics while performing the actions relevant to the lyrics being sung in those moments.
• Lyric ideas
• Mention somewhere in the contrafactum that I heard Michael would hire anybody into Pizza Hut, even felons.
• LYRICS:
• (To be penned sometime.)

Son of W.A.Y. parody: In Johnson County

• In Johnson County
• Parody of the "Air Platform" tune in Super Mario World
• Rock version of the SMW "Air Platform" tune
• Piano version of the SMW "Air Platform" tune, as played by Martin Leung, the Video Game Pianist
• Music video ideas:
• The music video must show a photo & video montage of everything to do with Johnson County, KS and its trendy locations. As it's the wealthiest county of Kansas, the music video must flaunt its wealth somehow.
• Lyric ideas:
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• LYRICS:
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