- Packard's Warranty Repairs
- Contrafactum of "Queen of Hearts" by Juice Newton.
- This parody is to be about the failed a car company that survived the Great Depression but couldn't update their cars and its features as fast as the market needed them to by the 50s. By 1955, Packard was ~$30,000,000 in the red due to warranty repairs.
- This tune was thought of when I watched a documentary about the Packard Motor Company and at the part where a narrator mentioned warranty repairs in 1955 putting Packard $30m in the red.
- The instrumentation could be altered to sound like the stereotypical "'50s pop music" vibe. (Doo-wop, et al.)
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- A montage of photos and videos of 1955 Packards and/or repairs being done on them are to be shown in the music vid.
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- LYRICS
- Music video ideas
- A montage of photos and videos of dead automotive brands, especially Packard, is to be shown in the music vid.
- As budgets improve, actors can sing while driving rented cars of defunct brands.
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- A montage of pictures and possibly videos of the Packard Baker Hawk is to be shown in the music vid.
- As budgets improve, Packard Hawks can be rented in order to perform in the music vid as props.
- Lyric ideas
- Replace the occurrence of "Achy Breaky Heart" with "Packard Baker Hawk."
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