Son of W.A.Y. parody: We'll Cut All Our Losses

• We'll Cut All Our Losses
• Parody of "1966 Pepsi Jingle" by Pepsi Co.
• The parody is about how one of the trainees for a job scored so low on an end-of-training test that he was let go.
• Duane Horning used to be a trainer for Sykes Enterprises, where I used to work, and warned us that if we scored lower than the 80 minimum needed to pass, they'd take them case-by-case, but if the score is too low, they would save the low-scorer the frustration, cut all our losses, and the low-scorer would be free to look for a new job.
• Music video ideas
• Either hire Duane Horning for the music video, or a facsimile actor that looks like Duane as he appeared in 2003. 
• However, per the conditions of the music video, Duane will either need to color his hair to what it originally was in 2003, or wear a wig with that original hair color.
• Lyric ideas
• Shoehorn in the line, somehow, if possible:
• "...But if you score too low, we'll save you all the frustration, cut all our losses, and you'll be free to look for a new job!"
• LYRICS: