Tuesday, August 25, 2009

EgaoNoGenki's personal THWMLs, Part IV (Personal Entry)

(Continued from Part III) If any of these entries sound too TMI or controversial, let me know somehow and I may change it. But please comment some feedback.

31. Today, I tracked in the snow, "I AM THE LASER SHINER" off the side of Marlatt facing Lafene, and hoped I would sneak back to my dorm room and get away with it. Turns out I hadn't planned it out too well. John Braaten and Tim McWilliams recognized my trenchcoat as the one worn by the word-tracker. If I had hidden the coat in the laundry, warmed back up, dried my shoes, and took the coat back to my room hidden in my laundry basket, I might've gotten away with it. THWML
On 02/03/2004 at 12:05am - school - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

32. Today, we had our last day at the Residence Halls and still never got to find out who the F.C. was. In the meanwhile, I have been getting scapegoated - accused of being the F.C., most likely because my dorm was right next to the bathroom. If being NEAR a crime scene makes me a criminal, does being near a fire station make me a fireman? THWML
On 05/21/2004 at 9:05pm - school - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

33. Today, Mimi got a brand-new pair of sandals for Christmas. I asked her if it was okay to feel the texture of her new footwear, and she permitted me. As I was getting acquainted with how her sandals feel, she proceeded to stomp on my hand. I don't remember what I gave her anymore, but was she not happy with her present? THWML
On 12/25/2008 at 12:05pm - holidays - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

34. Today, I asked a Salvation Army cashier to put me on a call list for when a vacuum cleaner arrives. She said "No." I asked why. Her reply: "I'll not do the same thing for 20,000 people." A statement that I learned in 1st grade- that we're all "special," turned out to be wrong. THWML
On 05/03/2009 at 4:05pm - shopping - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

35. Today, I ordered a "REALLY Angry Whopper" from Burger King, and they stuffed it with extra jalapeños. Before I ate it, I expected it to be spicy enough to make me guzzle jugs of water. I ate it, and it wasn't. THWML
On 08/22/2009 at 11:55pm - food - by EgaoNoGenki (man) - United States (Kansas)

36. (More to come as I think of them)

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