Thursday, March 13, 2025

An apparent neckbeard thinks that if showering for 5 minutes keeps him fresh for 1 day, since 5*7=35, a 35-minute shower should keep him fresh for 1 week.

 

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An apparent neckbeard thinks that if showering for 5 minutes keeps him fresh for 1 day, since 5*7=35, a 35-minute shower should keep him fresh for 1 week.

r/justneckbeardthings - An apparent neckbeard thinks that if showering for 5 minutes keeps him fresh for 1 day, since 5*7=35, a 35-minute shower should keep him fresh for 1 week.
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[–]justneckbeardthings-ModTeam[M] [score hidden]  stickied commentlocked comment 

Please make sure that you censor all personal information that could potentionally lead to brigading, stalking, harrassing etc... This can put the sub in danger of being closed as well as your account being banned.

Please make sure all names are censored. Thank you for the understanding.

[–]RatbuHas friends, goes outside, prob fucks 🤷 4 points  

Shower for like a couple of months and not shower for the rest of your life

[–]Professional-Hat-687 11 points  

Promote this man to management immediately.

[–]elaboratelimei can eat faster than your husband! 4 points  

HOLD UP PEOPLE!!!.... before we all laugh and mock..... let's consider the possibility that this is like a 11 year old kid who doesn't know any better..... I remember thinking and doing really dumb and similar stuff when I was that age and this....now hear me out....this is so dumb.... that a child might have wrote this

[–]FreeCapone 2 points  

Pretty sure the guy is just taking the piss

[–]CrisuKomie🤓 The Straightest Woman Hater 😤 2 points  

Holy shit your notifications are giving me anxiety lol.


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