Where are all of the major nuclear fallout shelters for the city of Wichita? (I know Russia will hit the McConnell AFB with an ICBM someday soon.)
Since I'm not afraid of death anymore due to the Quantum Immortality Theory, I'll not be afraid of moving to Wichita for better economic opportunities and an improvement to my income.
So thanks to Quantum Immortality, if I'm caught by a nuclear blast, I'll wake up from having had a nightmare of a nuclear strike in a parallel universe where said nuke strike didn't happen. I had already died of asthma attacks several times in my childhood when I'd get knocked out due to being unable to breathe and then waking up "from a nap" in a parallel universe hours later where and when I'd survived.
But if I get a Push notification on my phone saying a nuclear ICBM is headed to Wichita and will strike in t-n minutes, I'd still like to know how to get to the nearest fallout shelter and survive impact. That way, my day doesn't repeat like a nuclearly-induced version of Groundhog Day starring Bill Murray, or that X-Files episode where Mulder wakes up on a leaking waterbed 50 times in order to stop a bank robber's bomb from blowing up the whole bank.
So what are all of the known major fallout shelters in Sedgwick County? How many nuke escapees can they hold?
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