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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid•6 mo. ago

TheresJustNoMoney

As a little boy, I thought a Guy Fawkes effigy was a doppelganger who was a real person. So I thought that real men who were lookalikes of Guy Fawkes were rounded up and sent to the stakes to be burned alive every November 5th.

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[–]TheresJustNoMoney[S] -22 points 5 months ago 

I get comments about my phone notifications almost every single time that I post a screenshot. And I have only been getting comments about my notifications ever since I got my first Samsung Z fold foldable phone. I think it is probably high time that I start cropping my screenshots so that nobody sees my notifications anymore.

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[–][deleted] 34 points 5 months ago 

Or you could disable notifications if you are going to ignore them

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[–]mlemymore 3 points 5 months ago 

Bro, why do you have newsbreak? That app is atrocious

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[–]TheresJustNoMoney[S] -6 points 5 months ago 

Sometimes I get to see interesting news from there. How is it atrocious?

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[–]mlemymore 2 points 5 months ago 

Sorry about that.My dumbass brain just made up a story about it being bad. I just hate the ads for that app So much that I just hate the existence of it in general, so my mistake.

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[–][deleted] 30 points 5 months ago 

So you posted a question to another subreddit, answered it yourself, took a screenshot, posted that to another subreddit and put that answer in the title.

It's a novel way of using reddit

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[–]AnseaCirin 8 points 5 months ago 

As a little kid, my aunt gifted me with a miniature London cab. You know, the black ones.

My aunt is from the French West Indies and so very much a black person. The rest of my mother's family is very very blonde.

Since I'd been told that her skin color was "black"... Well it made sense that she'd gift me a black toy car in my mind and said so to my mom.

In my defense I was like four but goddamn that was stupid.

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[–]MoreHorseThenAMan 3 points 5 months ago 

I am only here to complain about the notifications, but can see it is already covered.

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[–]Poison1990 1 point 5 months ago 

Not a bad idea. Got to keep the Catholics in check.

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