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NeezDuts91 · 2025-04-08T02:11:29+00:00

Great to know what is going through a window washer's or telephone tower repairman's head.

FavoredVassal · 2025-04-08T02:19:54+00:00

I hope your next leap is the one home, buddy.

Thin_Rip8995 · 2025-04-08T03:37:36+00:00

if you're dead serious (no pun), here's your niche:

– underwater welding
high risk
high pay
requires certification + physical fitness
lots of solitude, minimal BS, but yeah—accidents can end fast

– commercial fishing (Alaska)
deadliest job in the US for a reason
dangerous weather, heavy equipment, long hours
but decent pay and you’re off-grid for weeks

– high-rise window cleaning / tower climber
not mentally stressful, just physically dangerous
the fall risk is real
pays well if you stick with it

– hazmat cleanup / industrial decontamination
toxic exposure, tight quarters, potential for long-term health impact
pays surprisingly well
certs required, but entry isn’t impossible

– pipeline or oil rig work
remote locations, high injury risk, but strong income
2-week-on, 2-week-off setups are common
some roles accept older applicants

all of these come with serious physical risk
but if you’re chasing adrenaline over cubicles, this is your menu

ConservativeMail · 2025-04-08T02:01:10+00:00

I would try prostitution. Not only will you get laid, you will get paid - and since you are unafraid of death you could go raw, charge extra for it, and never break a sweat about STDs that could kill yah.

Go get em big nasty.

TheresJustNoMoney · 2025-04-08T02:20:05+00:00

Garbage man

Nikita_VonDeen · 2025-04-08T02:30:11+00:00

I hear the guys holding signs and directing traffic gets paid bank. Training is easy and doesn't seem to be stressful. The only problem is that sometimes they get hit by a driver not paying attention. 🤷🏻‍♀️

BraveG365 · 2025-04-08T03:28:45+00:00

Cell towers. Great money, lots of travel, work is hard, and dangerous, but low stress. You’ll save a lot of money by default because you’ll be too tired at your age to do shit after work except shower and pass out in the hotel room your company puts you up in. Just don’t be tempted to try and hang with your 22yr old crew mates that hit the strip clubs all night and show up hung over every day.

Only requirements are not having a fear of heights, and be somewhat mechanically inclined. Based on most of my past coworkers it may also be a requirement to have a DUI or 3, and at least one battery on a law enforcement officer charge, but those requirements may vary.

Sea_Concert4946 · 2025-04-08T03:32:02+00:00

Underwater welding. It's stressful because of the extreme risk of death, but if you're not afraid of that you'll be good to go. Pay is fantastic, like several hundred an hour (and long shifts because of all the decompression). Do a dive or two a month and you'll be happy as. There's a bunch of certifitcation schools, usually a 7 month course. But you are guarunteed a job because the turnover is insanely high (because, you know, the extreme risk of a horrific death so far under the ocean the sun doesn't shine).

2025-04-08T14:44:47+00:00

The top ten most dangerous jobs don’t pay particularly well. Taxi driver, roofer, etc.

Cops are not on that list and paid quite well.

Risk is not correlated with income.

2025-04-09T01:59:34+00:00

Make and test custom firearms

Relevant-Detective90 · 2025-04-09T03:58:05+00:00

Deliver pizzas in the worst neighborhood you can find

Key-Alternative5387 · 2025-04-09T05:22:28+00:00

Doesn't quantum immortality guarantee infinite deaths as well? IE, all possible outcomes happen assuming the cause of death is a quantum event.

Regardless, underwater welding is the highest paid, most dangerous job. It does require training and initial investment.

vegaskukichyo · 2025-04-08T03:17:55+00:00

For a second I was sure I must be in one of those multidimensional travelers & 'suspension of disbelief' kind of subs. This is r/jobhunting. WTF???

Please consider reaching out to trusted people in your life or a health professional. I'm sure there are people here in this dimension who would miss you.

hyperbolic_dichotomy · 2025-04-08T02:30:36+00:00

Low stress is relative! So is high pay! High rise window washer, roofer, wind turbine technician, pilot, hazmat cleanup person (idk what this is called -- the person hired to clean up crime scenes and hoarder houses, definitely life threatening without the right PPE), lineman, logger, commercial fisherman, construction equipment operator person, garbage man...

As a bonus you could try out the not very high paid profession of working in a saw mill, where there's a much higher chance of losing a few fingers than actually dying but hey, if you aren't afraid of death, who cares about a few appendages?! Seriously though, if you're willing to try out anything, I've heard that waste management/sewer jobs pay pretty well and have a pretty short apprenticeship period.

ChampagneRabbi · 2025-04-08T03:47:37+00:00

Property Management is 6 figures but you could have a gun pulled on you anytime if you knock on the wrong door

No-Alternative-1321 · 2025-04-08T11:01:07+00:00

“Combat could be stressful job anyways” I mean he’s not wrong

ColorPalette16 · 2025-04-08T05:04:51+00:00

How about contract killer? Pretty dangerous I'm guessing and you can also take out a few nasty humans along the way, including that orange felon and his musky bitch.

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Monday, April 07, 2025

What high-pay low-stress job still puts the employees' lives at considerable risk when doing said job? I'm not afraid of death anymore so I'll consider jobs that are risky to my life now.

What high-pay low-stress job still puts the employees' lives at considerable risk when doing said job? I'm not afraid of death anymore so I'll consider jobs that are risky to my life now.

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