Monday, April 07, 2025

Does this constitute a schizo-post?:

 

Does this constitute a schizo-post?:

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What high-pay low-stress job still puts your life at considerable risk when doing said job? I'm not afraid of death anymore so I'll consider jobs that are risky to my life now.


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I'm quantumly immortal. Look up "quantum immortality" and ask ChatGPT or your preferred AI "how would you explain quantum immortality to a(n) (nth) grader?" With nth being the grade level at which you wish to comprehend its explanation.

So now I'll not be afraid to apply for risky jobs that could put the workers' lives at risk because when I die in those jobs, I'll wake up from a nightmare of my death in a parallel universe where said event causing my death didn't occur. I would also hope that the next parallel universe I wake up in would have Kamala Harris as President instead of that orange felon.

I'm too old to be a soldier at 40, and combat could be a stressful job anyway, so what risky jobs can applicants my age apply for? What are the prerequisites to qualify?

 

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Don't know, I have to talk to the aerthial fish who roam.

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