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TheresJustNoMoney

If I ever get cancer, I'LL REFUSE ALL CHEMO. Even though I'll happily submit to experimental clinical trials, due to believing in the Quantum Immortality theory, I'll just wake up from a nightmare of having cancer, in a parallel universe, when I die from cancer in this one.

I'd know my quantum gamble worked if upon waking up cancer-free in a parallel universe, I found out Kamala Harris is President.

So I'll happily die of cancer in this universe if it means I'll escape Trump's rule by getting transported to a parallel universe upon my death, to a universe where Kamala is President.

Ask your favorite AI LLM (ChatGPT, Google Gemini, et al.) "How would you explain quantum immortality to a(n) (nth) grader?" With nth being the grade level at which you wish to comprehend the explanation.

Basically, everyone's immortal in that they transport to and wake up in a parallel universe where circumstances are different once they die in this universe. So all your dearly-departed loved ones who died of cancer are alive and better in a parallel universe, hopefully where Kamala is President.

So I'll happily refuse chemo if that means I'll eventually get to escape living under Trump this way.

Quantum Immortality on English and Simple English Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality?wprov=sfla1 

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality?wprov=sfla1

 

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[–]Parody_of_SelfSarcasm is a Lifestyle  2 points 5 months ago 

I don't remember waking up here

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