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TheresJustNoMoney

I believe in the Quantum Immortality Theory and that whenever I die in this universe, I'll just wake up in a parallel universe where I avoided the reason for this death. I hope in the next Universe, Kamala Harris is President.

So that's why I'm not caring as much about the preservation of my life like I used to. I feel okay about overcaffeinating myself with weight loss supplements and potentially dying of a heart attack from having too much caffeine.

These are the medications and supplements I take:

As of March 29, 2025:

Medications:

• Invega Hafyera - 546 mg - Every 6 months, injected in hips

• Metformin - HCL ER 500 mg tablet, 2 orally every morning (but currently take 1)

• Atorvastatin - 80 mg tablet, 1 orally every morning

• Wellbutrin / Bupropion - HCL XL 150 mg tablet, 1 orally every morning

Supplements:

• Truckers Luv It! - 1 capsule orally every morning, 20mg Niacin, 250 mg Caffeine

• Horbäach Caffeine with Green Tea - 1 tablet orally every morning, 200mg Caffeine, 20 mg of Green Tea Extract

• GRIND Reign Thermogenic Formula - 1 capsule every morning, 1033mg / 2 Reign Thermo Proprietary Blend (516.5 mg for 1 capsule)

• Ultra Quick Detox Digestive Health Internal Cleansing Support - 1 capsule every morning, 450 mg Proprietary Blend (900 mg for 2 capsules)

• Kroger Extra Strength Headache Relief - 1 caplet every morning, Acetaminophen 250 mg for 2 caplets (125 mg for 1), Aspirin 250 mg for 2 caplets (125 mg for 1), Caffeine 65 mg for 2 caplets (32.5 mg for 1)

• GlycoPeak Maximum Strength Glyco-Optimizer Chewable - 1 tablet every morning, Chromium 400 mcg, Proprietary Blend 200mg

• Nature's Bounty Apple Cider Vinegar - 2 tablets every morning - ACV 480mg

Gummy Supplements:

• Ultra Quick Keto + ACV Gummies - 1 gummy every morning

• Simple Truth Apple Cider Vinegar Gummies with Folate and Vitamin B12 - 1 gummy every morning

Nightly medications:

Trazodone - 50 mg tablet, 2 tablets at bedtime

Nightly Supplements:

• VIVE*MD Sugar Defender Blood Sugar Support Formula - 2 squeezes of the glass squeeze tube per night, 1140 mg Proprietary Blend

• Nature Made Fiber Gummies - 5 g of fiber per serving; 3 gummies / serving / night

Added as of 4-9-2025:

HydroxyCut Weight Loss original - 102 mg of caffeine per pill and other ingredients. The recommended dosage is 2 pills but I presently take 1 every day because not all pills will fit in the weekly pill organizer.

Irwin Naturals Berberine-Body + Fat Burner - 37.5 mg of caffeine per pill and other ingredients. Recommended dosage is 2 pills but I presently take 1 every day.

So how do you feel about my hoping to wake up in a parallel universe where Kamala is President as soon as I die in this one, and increasing my risk of death by adding weight loss supplements that also happen to have caffeine? After all, my weight loss goal is extreme - to fall from 218 lbs (as of today's weigh-in) to around 150-165 lbs?