Friday, April 25, 2025

Although wanting to get any deodorant is a step in the right direction for anyone, it Seems neckbeardly to want a deodorant intended for and smelling like preteens and children, right?

 

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Although wanting to get any deodorant is a step in the right direction for anyone, it Seems neckbeardly to want a deodorant intended for and smelling like preteens and children, right?

r/justneckbeardthings - Although wanting to get any deodorant is a step in the right direction for anyone, it Seems neckbeardly to want a deodorant intended for and smelling like preteens and children, right?


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[–]Cats7204 70 points  

He called preteen deodorants fucking aphrodisiacs

[–]mycarubabaGimmie da piss piss or puss puss 17 points  

If the white house announced they were installing a program in your computer that would cut off your internet if it detected "preteen aphrodisiacs" coming from your computer.

[–]thewalkindude368 13 points  

So, what I think this is is, this guy saw those old Axe body spray commercials where women would flock all over the guy who used Axe, and thinks it actually works like that. Maybe I'm giving him too much of the benefit of the doubt, but that's what I think he means by calling preteen deodorants aphrodesiacs. And, as a man who had middle school gym class shortly after Axe hit the market, they absolutely don't work like that, and, with the amount those middle school boys would put on, they actually repelled women, and everyone else.

[–]OpalMoth 4 points  

Dude AXE body spray is like the most potent thing ever. Like it probably smells good in small amounts but teenage boys just douse themselves with the whole can.

[–]thewalkindude368 4 points  

I feel like there are two types of teenage boys. The kind who are eye-wateringly smelly because they refuse to wear any deodorant at all, and the kind who are eye-wateringly smelly, because they use a whole can of body spray on themselves after gym class.

[–]Lost-Lunch3958 5 points  

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[–]airfryerfuntimeMost functional terminally online adult 10 points  

He's a lunatic who doesn't clear his notifications.

[–]Arkaynine 4 points  

Omg clear your notifictions I cant even look at this

[–]Reesewithoutaspoon2Elon is a little bitch! 🐩 3 points  

Yeah I was thinking “well this is strange but not necessarily pedophilic if they’re just trying to be nostalgic about their own childhood” until that

[–]JonesBeast 1 point  

I'm HOPING he misused that word. I'm trying to be open-minded because some smells can remind you of a fonder time or your childhood. Dad was a pothead, so marijuana smoke reminds me of my childhood. Fresh biscuits remind me of my grandmother's house. But I don't want to walk around smelling like a head shop or a bakery. I don't know that guy, so HOPEFULLY he's just awkward af and not a creep.

[–]MinutesTilMidnight 1 point  

I thought the same until I got to the "aphrodisiacs" part 😭

[–]deeteeohbee 4 points  

What in the world is up with your notifications

[–]deeteeohbee 2 points  

It would give me anxiety is all.

[–]FogInTheNoggin 2 points  

He referred to children's (under 13) deodorant as an aphrodisiac. This poster is on his way to owning a windowless cargo van and a stack of "Lost Puppy" fliers.

[–]Chronic_C 1 point  

yellow’s text sent me 💀

[–]Animemuse_94 1 point  

The amount of notifications is giving me anxiety 😆


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