Friday, March 14, 2025

If 5 minutes of showering leaves you fresh for 1 day, 35 minutes leaves you fresh for 7 days??? Does that constitute "neckbeard logic?" If that isn't a neckbeardly way to think, then I don't know what it is!

 

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If 5 minutes of showering leaves you fresh for 1 day, 35 minutes leaves you fresh for 7 days??? Does that constitute "neckbeard logic?" If that isn't a neckbeardly way to think, then I don't know what it is!

r/justneckbeardthings - If 5 minutes of showering leaves you fresh for 1 day, 35 minutes leaves you fresh for 7 days??? Does that constitute "neckbeard logic?" If that isn't a neckbeardly way to think, then I don't know what it is!

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That user thinks since 5 minutes of showering leaves you fresh for 1 day, and 5*7=35, 35 minutes of showering leaves you fresh for 7 days. Sounds like neckbeard logic to me, but what do you think?

 

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[–]Ackermannin 2 points  

Cold showers can be pretty nice tbh. Did a few in the summer

[–]MagmaganTo goon or not to goon that is the question 1 point  

Electric death showers ftw

[–]Misfit_Number_Kei 4 points  

Anyone arguing/negotiating at this level about showering and not getting why frequency of showering is important is either too far gone or going to need an industrial belt sander to remove that neckbeard.

[–]yellowlinedpaper 4 points  

I mean half the population is below average intelligence. So yeah stupid

[–]Eagles_63 4 points  

Five minutes is enough time to clean the filth off of you from the last day. Taking a 35 minute shower only makes you a prune and dry you out.

[–]bikey_bikesteaming hot piss jugs 5 points  

i don't think 5 min is even enough for 1 day. i feel like you can't be washing your whole body thoroughly in that amount of time. sometimes i'll take a 2nd shower on days i get extra gross and the 2nd one would be 5 min cuz i'm just rinsing off and lightly freshening up in that scenario but a full shower takes at least 10-15 min

[–]Eagles_63 3 points  

I don't think so either lol

[–]Marine_Baby 1 point  

35 is just the number they pulled out of thin air to try and convince themselves you don’t need to shower or clean yourself more than once a week. I don’t think I could stay in a shower for 35 min, maybe 15 if there’s loads of hot water and I’m home alone for a while as I’m not a bath person.

[–]Ackermannin 2 points  

Interval between showers + what you do + other hygiene (deodorant, etc.)

[–]winkyshibe 2 points  

To me, it sounds like a hypothetical, as dumb as that sounds. "If this observation is true"

"Then is this one true under these described circumstances?"

Maybe a reach, but it looks more like innocently not knowing details of a thing vs nekbeardism, as much as it can be categorized as neckbeard adjacent.

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