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[–]Ok-Thought9328 364 points  

Too many gullible commenters lol

[–]thesmellnextdoor 73 points  

I wasn't certain until I saw Luigi Mangione, then I lol'd

[–]wozattacks 67 points  

You just rolled past Ash Ketchum like “hm yeah, sure”?

[–]thesmellnextdoor 1 point  

Is Ash Ketchum a bad word if you say it out loud or something? With all the other names we see on here, it doesn't seem that unusual, honestly

[–]seapoets 10 points  

I love that you genuinely didn’t know that name is from Pokémon. 😂

[–]thesmellnextdoor -1 points  

I'm in my 40s, I don't watch cartoons

[–]Cascadeis 2 points  

It was a cartoon that was popular when you were young.

[–]thesmellnextdoor 0 points  

It didn't really get popular outside of Japan until 1998 according to Wiki, which sounds about right to me. I was in high school by then.

[–]seapoets 1 point  

In re-revisiting my comment 144 days later (lol), I hope it didn’t come across as snarky or judgmental. (Totally not my intention!)

[–]thesmellnextdoor 1 point  

Not at all! Quite curious what brought you back 4 months later though!

[–]ObliviousTurtle97 6 points  

-insert shocked pikuchu face here-

[–]FigIllustrious6690 1 point  

L O LLLLLLL

[–]anarchy-NOW 6 points  

I mean, there are people seriously idolizing the guy, right? Poe's law. (Sorry, P'owghzeLawh.)

[–]MemphisEver 30 points  

this needs to be pinned 💀

[–]UberMisandrist 12 points  

I think I'm going to lengthen my name to Mephuria since it's already Ria

[–]kikidelareve 2 points  

🤣😂 I love it! Brilliant! You made me cackle!🤣

[–]ruraljurordirect2dvd 2 points  

These people can’t truly be this dense. I refuse to believe it 😭

[–]NefariousnessKey5365 1 point  

I know but it's fun

[–]PM_me_a_bad_pun 931 points  

Please do something about all your notifications

[–]4gotOldU-name 22 points  

Well, you can turn them off for apps that really don’t matter and serve no purpose other than entertainment. Allows for greater focus and fewer distractions.

[–]Disastrous_Stranger4 1 point  

I did turn off the ones I don’t use. But if you look at OP’s screenshot, many of them a duplicate of the same apps. So they populate quite often.

[–]Late-Let8010 1 point  

Yeah but why would you keep YouTube and Tiktok notifications on lmao

[–]ObliviousTurtle97 1 point  

I have never felt so friendless until this comment 😭😂

I frequent certain apps, but I'm lucky if I get 3 notifications a day

Is 27 old now? Am I a grandmother? 😂

[–]Zellanora 2 points  

Happy to see someone similar to me when it comes to notifications lol. Except emails and Uber, almost all my notifications are on mute. 😅

[–]jeffsweet 12 points  

psh that’s nothing

[–]maybe_a_camel 8 points  

Those are rookie numbers. I didn’t clear my text notification or email bubble for years once. I was up to 800 unread messages and 10k unread emails when one of my friends shamed me into clearing them.

Ain’t nobody got time to delete junk mail and 2FA messages. If it’s important I answer it while it’s at the top.

[–]jeffsweet 11 points  

my gmail has 11,969 unread and i am supremely unbothered

[–]Diamonial 5 points  

My mother had like 26k gmail notifications 😬

[–]AstronomerAway8706 11 points  

I’m sorry it’s been 10 minutes and I cannot stop fucking laughing at this

[–]I_MDHI 5 points  

If you think that’s bad you should see my discord notifications

[–]MyCatIsAnActualNinja 2 points  

Oh my god, I didn't see those at first. That would send me to the loony bin

[–]Effective_League_916 2 points  

You made me notice them now! I hate having any notifications, so I always read them right away

[–]RealisticAnxiety4330 3 points  

That's the thing I saw first too 😂

[–]SnooBunnies9187 1 point  

Painful.

[–]TurbulentShock7120 455 points  

Yes

[–]res06myi 81 points  

This is the only response necessary.

[–]Lucky_Damage9278 28 points  

This was my answer.

[–]AnotherDoubtfulGuest 34 points  

Aaaaand scene.

[–]mother-of-dragons13 6 points  

Why even ask the first is the biggest give away

[–]Un__Real 6 points  

I said it out loud too.

[–]thefarkinator 148 points  

You gotta be fucking with us

[–]Local_Masterpiece_ 53 points  

100%. I suspected at Ash Ketchum and was sure by Luigi Mangione. Also why are they brainstorming last names?

[–]FamineArcher 9 points  

Middle names I think. Still bad.

[–]minibakersupreme 50 points  

They must be trolling.

[–]FxckFxntxnyl 14 points  

Feel like 90% posted the last few days has been

[–]negativenancy_84 88 points  

If you have to ask…

[–]AnotherDoubtfulGuest 106 points  

Pippi Longstocking’s full name was Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Efraim’s Daughter Longstocking and somehow everything OP picked is worse than that.

[–]BladdermirPutin87 23 points  

I think I love you for just KNOWING that whole damn name at the drop of a hat….

[–]AnotherDoubtfulGuest 3 points  

Once you know it you never forget it.

[–]TinySparklyThings 16 points  

Daughter of Captain Efraim Longstocking, the Terror of the Seas and now the Cannibal King!

[–]SkanelandVackerland 4 points  

That is not his real job title...

[–]IdunSigrun 11 points  

In Swedish (original language): Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump

[–]Traditional_Potato38 3 points  

In Finnish it is Peppilotta sikuriina rullakarttiina kissanminttu efraimintytär Pitkätossu 😂

[–]Impressive-Sir1298 2 points  

WRONG. it was Pippi Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump. don’t come here with you english bullshit when we are talking about Pippi 🤺🤺

[–]AnotherDoubtfulGuest 1 point  

Between Volvos, Pippi, aquavit, and every Swede I’ve ever met being cool AF, the point is yours.

Now you guys have to be nice to me when I emigrate the hell out of here.

[–]Oh_My_Monster 15 points  

Where's "Light Yagami" and "Vash the Stampede"? Add those to your list. For girls try "Aerith Gainsborough" or "Bulma Brief".

[–]DrAniB20 6 points  

I’m all in favor of Light Yagami, but only if you spell it “Kira”

[–]Oh_My_Monster 2 points  

Yes, but it needs to be pronounced with a Japanese accent like 'Killa' with a slight 'y' sound. You know what I mean. Otherwise it would just sound like Keira or some other normie name.

[–]Golbez89 5 points  

Is his sister Lizzie Borden?

[–]_Arugula_007 4 points  

No, she has a different last name.

[–]user11112222333 1 point  

In my country it is a nickname for girls named Kristina.

[–]PsychoAnonym 1 point  

Kurzweil is a Tragedeigh... in german it's the opposit of Boredom (langeweil)

[–]Lady-Kat1969 8 points  

Looks perfectly normal to me. But then, my name is Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III.

[–]user11112222333 1 point  

Do you know princess Consuela Bananahammoc?

[–]Lady-Kat1969 1 point  

Totally besties.

[–]digitalgraffiti-ca 2 points  

This is a truly beautiful name

[–]digitalgraffiti-ca 2 points  

At, a great work of prophesy.

[–]naive-nostalgia 0 points  

This fucking killed me. It somehow just kept getting better. 10/10, no notes.🙏

[–]Aggressive-Ad3064 6 points  

Ass Catch 'em

[–]AdultishRaktajino 5 points  

Forgot Schittpohstt Trohler

[–]NefariousnessKey5365 3 points  

Short answer, yes

Long answer, yes

[–]glitterjunkie613 4 points  

Troll

[–][deleted] 2 points  

twitches Yes. Good job in triggering people

[–]Captain_QueefAss 2 points  

Nah, these are all fine.

My suggestion for the girl name? Mayonnaisika

[–]MemphisEver 4 points  

not at ALL please update us when luigi kinzekin ash ketchum mangione is born 😍

[–]digitalgraffiti-ca 1 point  

You mean after man who is seen as a hero by many?

[–]Low_Use2937 1 point  

It’s only murder if the victim is human.

[–]YapperBean 2 points  

That’d be such an interesting Sims household tbh 🤣

[–]Ask_Aspie_ 2 points  

It isn't so much a Tragedeigh, as it is a shit post. Be careful, a lot of subs remove shit posts.

[–]Intelligent_Bad_9945 1 point  

Yes.

[–]forestminuet 1 point  

If you have to ask if your future children's names are trageties then yes, yes they are.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Ash Ketchum :(

[–]CatKlutzy7851 1 point  

Ass ketchup?

[–]tussmoe 1 point  

In Swedish, lång = long and strump = sock.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Yes.

[–]whysotired24 1 point  

None of them aren’t. Well, Luigi is ok.

[–]CadillacLuv 1 point  

For the love of all that is holy please refrain from Ash Ketchum

Kid would be brutally terrorized

[–]CadillacLuv 2 points  

Ass Catch Em

Is all I see but I'm also not 12

[–]Statalyzer 1 point  

Ass CatchHim.

[–]Bestefarssistemens 1 point  

Pippi? Are you on drugs?

[–]PsychoAnonym 1 point  

Kurzweil is the opposit of Langeweile which means Boredom so Kurzweil is Briefly

[–]soooMiNdLeSs420 1 point  

Jup, they're pretty bad names and with bad I mean yuck

[–]s0ftnSaucyDomme 1 point  

Luigiiiii

[–]ngatiboi 1 point  

Twatford 🧐

[–]Affectionate_Soft862 0 points  

Troll

[–]NoFleas 1 point  

Fuck all these assholes celebrating a murderer who left a widow and fatherless children behind. Fucking disgusting.

[–]State_of_Planktopia 0 points  

For real. It makes me sick. Murder is wrong. I wish we could publicly execute their hero.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Name your kid a name that is going to help them in life not showcase your own ego. You can't even fucking decide which shitty name to harm them with, your polling strangers on Reddit.

You should be sterilized.

[–]Gelbuda 1 point  

Not only terrible but unoriginal and terrible 

[–]Serebriany 1 point  

Yep, they are.

[–]Lopsided_Parfait7127 0 points  

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[–]rockingcrochet 1 point  

I should have asked: In which country?

In my opinion, just because a word exists, it does have to be a name for a human. I would never name a child "Toilet" or "Toothbrush" or "Sadness".

[–]Lopsided_Parfait7127 1 point  

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[–]rockingcrochet 1 point  

Oh.,... never to late to learn something new.

[–]Low-Chicken6023 1 point  

Yes. Don’t do that to them. <3 respectfully

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Ash Ketchum…… name your kid this for them grow up in to a Ted Bundy

[–]Dont_Be_Sheep 1 point  

What country are those from?

If any country that speaks English: yes

[–]Hopeful_Scale_7458 1 point  

This has to be a joke

[–]kaylleena 1 point  

this gotta be a damn joke

[–]Ambitious_Equal_1087 1 point  

This is such s troll post come on guys 😭

[–]Nicodiemus531 1 point  

Geeeeeeet dafuq outta here

[–]digitalgraffiti-ca 1 point  

I have a feeling Luigi is going to become a popular name

[–]haikusbot 0 points  

I have a feeling

Luigi is going to become

A popular name

- digitalgraffiti-ca

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[–]digitalgraffiti-ca 0 points  

Sorry haiku bot, you're way way off on this one. That's 19 syllables, not 17.

[–]Lucy_Little_Spoon 1 point  

This is hate bait right?

[–]Thin_Lab5133 1 point  

You can’t be serious rn💀

[–]FuckedupUnicorn 1 point  

Ass ketchup is beautiful

[–][deleted] -1 points  

The fact that you want to name a child after a murder is wild.

[–]NoFleas 2 points  

All the moronic clowns supporting it is wilder

[–][deleted] 1 point  

It's all fucking gross. People have fallen so far from being decent, good humans. I don't have words.

[–][deleted] -1 points  

Key word MURDERER. It doesn't matter what the cause is for. Idolizing someone who took a life IN COLD BLOOD like it's an accomplishment or something to be celebrated is disgusting. Might as well name the kid Ted Bundy or Charles Manson.

And to name your child after that???? lol please never have children.

[–]NoFleas 1 point  

Dumb, unfunny, go troll elsewhere

[–]NovelSimplicity 0 points  

If this was any more of a troll it would be under a bridge or in the girls bathroom.

[–]ShameEcstatic5764 -1 points  

You forgot United Healthcare

[–]No-Department720 -1 points  

I like Ash Ketchup better 🤷🏾‍♀️ but everything else is chefs kiss

[–]Someguy-83 -1 points  

All but Luigi.

[–]W2T4TS 0 points  

Oh god yes

[–]Eemmis_ 0 points  

"luigi mangione" will be the new "Matthew"

[–]Extension_Wing_3838 0 points  

This has to be a joke, right?

[–]CoolDrink7843 0 points  

Is your sister 12?

[–]chitown619 0 points  

You’re joking right?

[–]nerdixcia 0 points  

Pippi longstocking would be such a cute full first name 😫

[–]Daisies_specialcats 0 points  

Yup, all horrible names. Ash Ketchum?

[–]thatblueblowfish 0 points  

Pippi Kika is insane lmao

[–]strawbabymargie[🍰] 0 points  

What have I just read..

[–]Weak_Educator5614 0 points  

Mephuria? I hope this is a joke.

[–][deleted] 0 points  

You have to call the kid “Luigi Mangione” all the time, both names like Mary Anne.

[–]Marvelous_snek999 0 points  

Yes. Don’t do this to your kids

[–]Scribble69 0 points  

Yes

[–]Normal_Soil_5442 0 points  

Yep

[–]thatsthewayuhuhuh 0 points  

ash ketchum… really

[–]Due_Entrepreneur_960 0 points  

For the love of God do not name your child "Ash Ketchum." If you really want to go for the refrence name, just "Ash" is fine.

[–]anotherhappycustomer 0 points  

I really like Blazikenn for a boy. Like twins, Ash Ketchum & Brock or Blazikenn 😍

[–]nejicanspin 0 points  

Ash Ketchum 😭😭😭

[–]Unable-Arm-448 0 points  

You want to name your child after a cold-blooded murderer???

[–]rebl-yell 0 points  

GIRL. What is that

[–]Nutellaa95 0 points  

Thanks for putting the Pokémom themesong on .y head,it wont get out untill 5 businessdays have passed 😂

[–]Aekanae 0 points  

Pippi (pipi) means pee in french, so it's like naming your child pee or poop for me

[–][deleted] 0 points  

The tragedy is you planning om having 7 children. 

[–]chicharrofrito 0 points  

Mephuria or lil Meth as her nickname

[–]Anuran224 0 points  

Good Lord the notifications... Swipe them off at the least before screenshots 🤣

As for the names... I'm not sure what to say.

[–]sandysupergirl 0 points  

Translation of the German/Austrian word KURZWEIL: amusemt, pasttime, diversion, short time, divertissment, fun.

;-)

[–]Immaworkinprogress 0 points  

It’s funny because I like Luigi as a name, Louie as a nickname. I don’t think it will be cursed forever, I hope

[–]Apprentice0816 0 points  

Yes

[–]Auluvrkk -1 points  

Yes

[–]Kittyknowshow -1 points  

Yup

[–]katwagrob -1 points  

Yes, they are.

[–]femalehumanbiped -1 points  

You don't really need to ask

[–]Boner_Stevens -1 points  

Can't be real. All dog shit

[–]Careless-Reality6426 -1 points  

Yes

[–]distancedandaway -1 points  

Horrible 0/10 names

[–]peanutbutterlover89 -1 points  

If you have to ask, the answer is likely yes they are 😂

[–]thesecrustycrusts -1 points  

Yes.

[–]soggywaffles1991 -1 points  

This is horrible. Don’t name your kid any of these. Is ash Ketchum from Pokémon? Cmon. Grow up and give your kid a real name

[–]arxose -1 points  

Girl no these are perfect 😍

[–]Ashgenie -1 points  

Luigi Mangione is a perfectly cromulent name.

[–][deleted] -1 points  

lol.

Second one a bit too close to “ass rectum” but otherwise these are pretty good.

[–]KandyAssJabroni -1 points  

Maybe just pick a normal fuckin' name?

[–]Sugar_tts -2 points  

Prison honey….

[–]Sillyo-Guy -2 points  

Adolf Hitler



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