BIG YES BOMB!!!!!: If that ex-con found this song that I recorded about him, how do you think he'd react? This is my first song I've sung about an ex-con / felon. Listen and let me know how it makes you feel.

Saturday, January 22, 2022

submitted 3 years ago by TSoWAY

Ballad of Gilbert Alagyu, Jr. (Parody / Contrafactum idea #896): https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/T2J15

The Son of WAY parody / contrafactum idea # 896

To the tune of "Hananimeui Sarangeun" (Korean title for "God's Love Is") - original tune: https://youtu.be/8aFxtFONWzA

Instrumental version of Hananimeui Sarangeun: https://youtu.be/wQeu-S_P2lw

Recent news article about Gilbert's hijinks at the Casey's in Cabool, Texas County, Missouri: https://www.myozarksonline.com/suspect-reported-his-own-crime/

LYRICS:

(Musical intro)

0:26: His name is Gilbert Alagyu ("all-ug-you") and he's made some poor life choices,

0:37: He first did wrong at 16, which we're sure he does regret,

0:44: 'Cause he's now on the list for life.

0:50: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu, he did a bad thing at Casey's,

1:01: He drank a pop bottle and threw it to the floor,

1:07: Then he took the staff hostage.

1:14: Then Gilbert Alagyu called 9-1-1 to report his own crime.

1:26: Then he told them he was gonna rob the place,

1:32: And that he had some warrants.

1:39: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu, is a felon from Dodge City, Kansas

1:50: Maybe he had some good life plans, but those dreams had been most certainly shattered

2:02 (Musical intermission)

2:24: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu's bail is now 200 grand

2:35: All because of his bad actions,

2:42: In Cabool, Texas County, Missouri.

2:51: And Gilbert Alagyu was born in 1988,

3:02: On May 30th, and he's 5-foot-10

3:09: And he weighs one hundred sixty pounds.

3:16: And Gilbert Alagyu has got a whole bunch of tattoos,

3:26: All over his body, like how a felon would tattoo all over themselves.

3:39: Also Gilbert Alagyu is a non-compliant offender

3:52: He committed his first crime on ten-one, two thousand four,

3:57: When he was sixteen years old.

4:04: Now Gilbert Alagyu is charged with kidnapping and burglary,

4:15: And Assault And Stealing,

4:18: Now he's in the county lockup.

4:21: Why did he throw his life away?

4:27: Now he's on the list for life. He's made some mistakes in his life.