Saturday, May 10, 2025

I dreamt of seeing a medieval soldier named Corlehorn plant a flag in England in the year 1000. Next to him was another soldier named Kaelahane. How tragique would the names "Corlehorn" and "Kaelahane" be for Gen Beta children?

 

I dreamt of seeing a medieval soldier named Corlehorn plant a flag in England in the year 1000. Next to him was another soldier named Kaelahane. How tragique would the names "Corlehorn" and "Kaelahane" be for Gen Beta children?

This dream was many years ago. What would my future children's lives be like with the names Corlehorn and Kaelahane?

 

 

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[–]CreativeMusic5121 11 points  

Please be joking. They're awful.

[–][deleted] 8 points  

WTF

[–]ljmaystrader 6 points  

Well, one kid is gonna get non-stop Cornhole jokes, and the other is always gonna be misspelled as Callahan.

[–]KyleGrayson12 2 points  

Full of having to spell and pronounce their own names.

[–]Unusual_Fork 1 point  

Lol what?

[–]AlphonseLoosely 1 point  

You would essentially be naming your kids after nocturnal brainfart noises.

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