Monday, April 07, 2025

What high-pay low-stress job still puts your life at considerable risk when doing said job? I'm not afraid of death anymore so I'll consider jobs that are risky to my life now.

 

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What high-pay low-stress job still puts your life at considerable risk when doing said job? I'm not afraid of death anymore so I'll consider jobs that are risky to my life now.

I'm quantumly immortal. Look up "quantum immortality" and ask ChatGPT or your preferred AI "how would you explain quantum immortality to a(n) (nth) grader?" With nth being the grade level at which you wish to comprehend its explanation.

So now I'll not be afraid to apply for risky jobs that could put the workers' lives at risk because when I die in those jobs, I'll wake up from a nightmare of my death in a parallel universe where said event causing my death didn't occur. I would also hope that the next parallel universe I wake up in would have Kamala Harris as President instead of that orange felon.

I'm too old to be a soldier at 40, and combat could be a stressful job anyway, so what risky jobs can applicants my age apply for? What are the prerequisites to qualify?

 

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[–][deleted] 2 points  

So, the next universe doesn't mean a better universe.

[–]Brother_To_Coyotesman 1 point  

Bro wakes up in Kaiserreich

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I'm quantumly immortal. Look up "quantum immortality" and ask ChatGPT or your preferred AI "how would you explain quantum immortality to a(n) (nth) grader?" With nth being the grade level at which you wish to comprehend its explanation.

So now I'll not be afraid to apply for risky jobs that could put the workers' lives at risk because when I die in those jobs, I'll wake up from a nightmare of my death in a parallel universe where said event causing my death didn't occur. I would also hope that the next parallel universe I wake up in would have Kamala Harris as President instead of that orange felon.

I'm too old to be a soldier at 40, and combat could be a stressful job anyway, so what risky jobs can applicants my age apply for? What are the prerequisites to qualify?

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gay porn star, in Afghanistan

[–]0bligatedHusband 1 point  

No wonder u want Kamala, ur brain isn’t there lol. “I’m immortal”

[–]0bligatedHusband 2 points  

Honest question, do u do any drugs (including alcohol or tobacco)?

[–]0bligatedHusband 2 points  

Would u jump off a cliff to get out of this life? If not, why? Maybe u enjoy life now as it is, but what if u got into a situation that “wasn’t worth living”? Would there be fear in doing so, knowing that u would just “respawn” somewhere else?

[–]Brother_To_Coyotesman 0 points  

why is this post so crazy?

I would also hope that the next parallel universe I wake up in would have Kamala Harris as President instead of that orange felon.

Ok. Trump Derangement Syndrome. You’re going to get locked up if you keep going off the rails like this. Cant you just take a job in the EU somewhere and wait it out. You’ve got a little less than 4 years of this and then like 8 of Vance.

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