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r/doordash_drivers•6 mo. ago

TheresJustNoMoney

To all customers with grassy front yards: If you had tall grass when I dropped off a no-contact delivery and then I muttered in front of your video doorbell "The grass seems kinda tall, so these people really oughtta mow the lawn!" How would you react?

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If I was blissfully not noticing you had a video doorbell when I utter that, and you listen to that footage of me later, what would your reactions be like?

And have you caught other delivery drivers muttering something unflattering on your video doorbell that they would never dare utter to your faces? What did they say and how did you react right then?

 

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[–]Notthatsmarty 4 points 5 months ago 

I had a text post-delivery text that poked fun at me

I said “that’s a pretty pussy” but it was a their cat looking at me through the window. I was mortified. I don’t call cats pussies around people but when I’m alone idk, I just like calling them pussies

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[–]Firm-Cow-564Driver - USA 🇺🇸 4 points 5 months ago 

You really that worried about it? I say shit to the camera all the time like “thanks for the tip” sarcastically when I don’t get one

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[–]Duval69420 3 points 5 months ago 

I wouldn’t give a fuck and start eating my food.

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[–][deleted] 2 points 5 months ago 

What do you do with actual problems? 😬

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[–]TheresJustNoMoney[S] 1 point 5 months ago 

If the problem pertains directly to my job, then I will likely try to solve them.

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[–][deleted] 3 points 5 months ago 

You say out loud, “got a problem? Yo I’ll solve it”

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[–]DeepReception2697 1 point 5 months ago 

Check out the hook, while my DJ revolve it.

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