Saturday, April 12, 2025

If I am revived by you guys from a near-death event (such as a heart attack from being overcaffeinated, a car accident, etc.,) what would your reaction be if the first thing I say upon waking up is, "IS KAMALA HARRIS PRESIDENT?" Here's why I'd have a compelling reason to ask that:

 

If I am revived by you guys from a near-death event (such as a heart attack from being overcaffeinated, a car accident, etc.,) what would your reaction be if the first thing I say upon waking up is, "IS KAMALA HARRIS PRESIDENT?" Here's why I'd have a compelling reason to ask that:

QUESTION

I believe in Quantum Immortality. Ask ChatGPT or your favorite AI assistant: "How would you explain the concept of Quantum Immortality to a(n) (nth) grader?" Nth would be the grade level at which you wish to comprehend its explanation.

Or if you have to be around judgy coworkers or family members when using your favorite AI assistant, and you don't want them to make comments about the grade level you chose, you can ask your favorite AI assistant: "How would you explain the concept of quantum immortality to a layperson?"

Basically I believe I'll wake up in a parallel universe having survived the reason for my death that happened in this prior universe, and I hope that in the next universe I wake up in after dying in this one, Kamala Harris will be President and the world (or at least our country) will be a better place because of her.

Because I care less about my life now due to Trump and also because I'm trying harder to lose weight these days, on Wednesday the 9th, I've added 2 weight-loss pills to my repertoire of medications and supplements I take every day. They are HydroxyCut Weight Loss Original and Irwin Naturals Berberine-Body Fat Burner. HydroxyCut is supposed to be taken 2 pills at a time, but I only put one in on each day's compartment in the weekly pill organizer. 2 would be 204 mg of caffeine, so 1 is just 102. The Irwin Naturals Berberine fat burner is also supposed to be taken 2 at a time, but I only take 1 a day. 2 would be 75 mg of caffeine, but at 1 a day, that's 37.5 mg of caffeine.

Here are the rest of the medications and supplements I take:

As of March 29, 2025:

Medications:

  • Invega Hafyera - 546 mg - Every 6 months, injected in hips

  • Metformin - HCL ER 500 mg tablet, 2 orally every morning (but currently take 1)

  • Atorvastatin - 80 mg tablet, 1 orally every morning

  • Wellbutrin / Bupropion - HCL XL 150 mg tablet, 1 orally every morning

Supplements:

  • Truckers Luv It! - 1 capsule orally every morning, 20mg Niacin, 250 mg Caffeine

  • Horbäach Caffeine with Green Tea - 1 tablet orally every morning, 200mg Caffeine, 20 mg of Green Tea Extract

  • GRIND Reign Thermogenic Formula - 1 capsule every morning, 1033mg / 2 Reign Thermo Proprietary Blend (516.5 mg for 1 capsule)

  • Ultra Quick Detox Digestive Health Internal Cleansing Support - 1 capsule every morning, 450 mg Proprietary Blend (900 mg for 2 capsules)

  • Kroger Extra Strength Headache Relief - 1 caplet every morning, Acetaminophen 250 mg for 2 caplets (125 mg for 1), Aspirin 250 mg for 2 caplets (125 mg for 1), Caffeine 65 mg for 2 caplets (32.5 mg for 1)

  • GlycoPeak Maximum Strength Glyco-Optimizer Chewable - 1 tablet every morning, Chromium 400 mcg, Proprietary Blend 200mg

  • Nature's Bounty Apple Cider Vinegar - 2 tablets every morning - ACV 480mg

Gummy Supplements:

  • Ultra Quick Keto + ACV Gummies - 1 gummy every morning

  • Simple Truth Apple Cider Vinegar Gummies with Folate and Vitamin B12 - 1 gummy every morning

Nightly medications:

Trazodone - 50 mg tablet, 2 tablets at bedtime

Nightly Supplements:

  • VIVE*MD Sugar Defender Blood Sugar Support Formula - 2 squeezes of the glass squeeze tube per night, 1140 mg Proprietary Blend

  • Nature Made Fiber Gummies - 5 g of fiber per serving; 3 gummies / serving / night

I limit my caffeine intake by halving the dosages of some supplements to 1 pill per day instead of the recommended 2 because having too much energy could feel uncomfortable, and be problematic to the store and restaurant employees I work with 5 days a week, as well as the customers to whom I drop off their orders.

But when you count the mg of caffeine I take altogether, how many is it and could it be enough to cause a heart attack at 218 lbs and 5'11.5"? I would like to work my way down to 165 or 175 lbs. Maybe 150 actually.

And once again, how would you feel about my hoping to wake up in a parallel universe where Kamala is President after dying in this one?

 

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[–]Gomzon 7 points  

Bro… what?

[–]H00ch8767 5 points  

AOx1

[–]H00ch8767 2 points  

It means you don’t know where you are. Which apparently also applies to your situation in this sub.

[–]TapRackBangDitchDoc 3 points  

I wouldn’t feel any way. I’d say no and then chart that you don’t know who the President is. Not all that uncommon, people said Trump was really President for the entirety of Biden’s term, no reason it can’t go the other way as well.

[–]RemoteNegotiation1 1 point  

This man is AxOx1 😭😭

[–]RemoteNegotiation1 1 point  

I don’t know why it’s referred to as “AxOx_” tho, I’m just an EMR LOL

[–]TapRackBangDitchDoc 1 point  

Because the above isn’t correct. AVPU and A&O aren’t the same. Alert and oriented assumes the A from AVPU. The numbers are orientation to self, place, time, and event

What’s your name, where are you, what day is it, what happened are common questions. One point for each you get correct. You can be A&Ox0 meaning you’re alert but not at all oriented. Or you could be 1-4 depending how many questions you get reasonable correct.

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