Sunday, April 13, 2025

I believe in the Quantum Immortality Theory and that whenever I die in this universe, I'll just wake up in a parallel universe where I avoided the reason for this death. I hope in the next Universe, Kamala Harris is President.

 

So that's why I'm not caring as much about the preservation of my life like I used to. I feel okay about overcaffeinating myself with weight loss supplements and potentially dying of a heart attack from having too much caffeine.

These are the medications and supplements I take:

As of April 13, 2025:

Medications:

  • Invega Hafyera - 546 mg - Every 6 months, injected in hips

  • Metformin - HCL ER 500 mg tablet, 2 orally every morning (but currently take 1)

  • Atorvastatin - 80 mg tablet, 1 orally every morning

  • Wellbutrin / Bupropion - HCL XL 150 mg tablet, 1 orally every morning

Supplements:

  • Truckers Luv It! - 1 capsule orally every morning, 20mg Niacin, 250 mg Caffeine

  • Horbäach Caffeine with Green Tea - 1 tablet orally every morning, 200mg Caffeine, 20 mg of Green Tea Extract (postponed by ChatGPT's recommendation, until other supplements with at least 100mg of caffeine total, run out)

  • GRIND Reign Thermogenic Formula - 1 capsule every morning, 1033mg / 2 Reign Thermo Proprietary Blend (516.5 mg for 1 capsule)

  • Ultra Quick Detox Digestive Health Internal Cleansing Support - 1 capsule every morning, 450 mg Proprietary Blend (900 mg for 2 capsules)

  • Kroger Extra Strength Headache Relief - 1 caplet every morning, Acetaminophen 250 mg for 2 caplets (125 mg for 1), Aspirin 250 mg for 2 caplets (125 mg for 1), Caffeine 65 mg for 2 caplets (32.5 mg for 1)

  • GlycoPeak Maximum Strength Glyco-Optimizer Chewable - 1 tablet every morning, Chromium 400 mcg, Proprietary Blend 200mg

  • Nature's Bounty Apple Cider Vinegar - 2 tablets every morning - ACV 480mg per 2-tablet serving

  • Irwin Naturals Berberine-Body + Fat Burner - 2 liquid soft-gels per serving (but take 1 per day). Nutrients per 2-softgel serving: Calories - 15, total fat - 1g, total carbohydrates - <1g, protein - <1g, Chromium - 500mcg, Flaxseed Oil - 800mg, Green Tea Extract (50% EGCG, 135mg)(leaf) - 270mg, GlucoVantage (as DihydroBerberine) - 100mg, Cinnamon - 75mg, InnovaTea Caffeine (from Camellia Sinensis extract)(leaf) - 75mg, Ginger Extract (Rhizome) - 50mg, BioPerine Complex - 3mg

  • HydroxyCut Weight Loss Original - 2 capsules per serving (but take 1 per day) Nutrients per 2-capsule serving: Vitamin D - 10mcg, Thiamin - 0.3mg, Riboflavin - 0.3mg, Niacin - 4mg, Vitamin B6 - 0.4mg, Vitamin B12 - 6mcg, HydroxyCut Complex - 604mg (Robusta coffee Extract - 200 mg, apple Cider Vinegar - 100mg, plum, baobab Extract, Cardamom), Clean Sourced Energy (Coffee Extract - 204mg supplying 200mg of caffeine)

Gummy Supplements:

  • Ultra Quick Keto + ACV Gummies - 1 gummy every morning

  • Simple Truth Apple Cider Vinegar Gummies with Folate and Vitamin B12 - 1 gummy every morning

Nightly medications:

Trazodone - 50 mg tablet, 2 tablets at bedtime

Nightly Supplements:

  • VIVE*MD Sugar Defender Blood Sugar Support Formula - 2 squeezes of the glass squeeze tube per night, 1140 mg Proprietary Blend

  • People's Choice Melatonin - 1 tablet/night, 1 mg of Vitamin B6, 55 mg of Calcium, 3 mg of Melatonin

So how do you feel about my hoping to wake up in a parallel universe where Kamala is President as soon as I die in this one, and increasing my risk of death by adding weight loss supplements that also happen to have caffeine? After all, my weight loss goal is extreme - to fall from 219.8 lbs (as of today's weigh-in) to around 150-165 lbs?

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[–]therapy-ModTeam[M] [score hidden]  stickied commentlocked comment 

Your submission was removed because it didn't follow Rule 8: Support the purpose of the community.

[–]Pun_in_10_dead 1 point  

Please discuss this in person with the dr who prescribes your meds.

 

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