Saturday, March 22, 2025

Is it a neckbeardly thing to have food & drink in THIS part of the apartment?

 

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Is it a neckbeardly thing to have food & drink in THIS part of the apartment?

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[–]reijasunshine 865 points  

Oh. Ew. My food can't touch bathroom air.

[–]SteveFrench12 243 points  

This is absolutely vile. The implication that someone is sitting on a toilet and needs a choice of snacks while theyre there and may even use their hands to peel and eat an orange makes me want to vomit

[–]outlawstarc 32 points  

They've got a bidet, it's all handsfree in their mind.

[–]manborg 10 points  

Airborne poo particles would like a word.

[–]J3sush8sm3 1 point  

You mean flavor particles?

[–]shpongolian 1 point  

I mean you still gotta wipe a little with a bidet

[–]bikey_bikesteaming hot piss jugs 24 points  

wouldn't the smell make the food repulsive? i have to even spit out my gum before i take a shit lol

[–]MrNaoB 4 points  

Sometimes when nature calls while um eatingi Tage a big chomp out of it and chews it at the toilet

[–]Willeyy 14 points  

did you have a stroke typing this?

[–]MrNaoB 5 points  

I rusted my phones auto correct and pressed send.

[–]tenmileswide 1 point  

best case scenario is this is some kind of Demolition Man setup

[–]Tighrannosaurus 68 points  

Yay or nay on shower beers?

[–]reijasunshine 119 points  

Shower beers are acceptable. The alcohol kills the germs.

[–]SecretImaginaryMan 15 points  

What about… shower Oreos?

[–]Unclehol👼 The fucking GOODEST of boys! 👼 22 points  

So long as you are showering in milk, its k.

[–]getdemsnacks 8 points  

I'm sure there is a Google search for that somewhere out there, but it's definitely not gonna be on my PC

[–]4our_Leaves 4 points  

Showeos

[–]reijasunshine 3 points  

Hard no. Besides, they'd get soggy.

[–]That1weirdperson 3 points  

How about r/showerorange

[–]Lopsided_Rush3935Drinks 2liter Mt Dew Live Wire every mornin 1 point  

And suppresses your immune system, thereby making a smaller number of germs able to infect you...

[–]Steez_WhizFucking Nerd =/= Nerd Fucking 🤓 2 points  

Totally fine, as long as you aren't actively shitting in the shower

[–]SleepoBeepos 2 points  

Special occasions only (Bad day at work)

[–]sickduck69Horse fucker4 -5 points  

Nay. Don't wanna risk a yeast infection.

[–]Tighrannosaurus 4 points  

Let's not blame beer for poor hygiene.

[–]sickduck69Horse fucker4 -4 points  

There's yeast in beer. Yeast in beer, yeast infection. Lol.

[–]Father_McFeely_1958 10 points  

That’s a poo essence marinade

[–]CORVlN 3 points  

Thank you. I thought I was the only one.

I don't even chew next to it if the door is open.

[–]sixesand7s 3 points  

You've never had a shower beer?

[–]theotherquantumjim 1 point  

It’s fucking grim right?

[–]vampyire 1 point  

I don't even like chewing gum in a bathroom... blech.. just so barfy

[–]AcadianViking 39 points  

Bro I legit didn't even notice that was Gengar

[–]Jaire_Noises 26 points  

He's gonna have otherworldly hemorrhoids at some point if he doesn't already.

[–]TescoBrandJewels 2 points  

nut room

[–]MidnightPandaX 29 points  

how old is that water bottle, the logo sticker is literally disintegrating

[–]MatthewMob 18 points  

Why are you talking in third person?

[–]neonmaryjane 1 point  

This.

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/58WMeY9u04

[–]Steele_Soul 3 points  

If you do any research in your free time on micro plastics, you'll see there's still not a whole lot known about it, but they figure everyone has some level of them throughout our bodies. Kind of like the boomers had exposure to a bunch of lead, millenials and the following generations have had extreme exposure to plastic, which is something that doesn't easily breakdown or is biodegradable. Our oceans are full of the shit. They are still doing research about the side effects of this stuff floating around in our blood and brain.

[–]lovef_ 7 points  

Gotta replace the loss

[–]QDawg232 13 points  

I can't even drink water in the bathroom, wtf is this

[–]dontneednomang 18 points  

Less concerned about the snacks (tho that’s seriously gross) and more so that the floor and walls are absolutely disgusting

[–]Thats_smurfed_up 1 point  

Speak for yourself. The person that needs chips at the toilet would probably also lick the Cheeto dust off of their phone.

[–]doubleapowpow 58 points  

There's a bidet. Definitely not a neckbeard. But damn, dont sit on the john so long you get hungry for snacks. You'll end up stuck in poopertuity.

[–]The_Law_of_PizzaKatana✅, Fedora✅, Trenchcoat✅ 30 points  

There's a bidet. Definitely not a neckbeard.

Unless, ya know, the bidet is because he can't reach.

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[–]Autistence[🍰] 1 point  

That's my fetish

[–]Thats_smurfed_up 4 points  

Yeah, the tried and true method of weight loss, spray water up your ass for an hour.

[–]koala_on_a_treadmillFueled by Gamer Girl bathwater 💦 7 points  

I actually laughed out loud

[–]GrandCTM25 3 points  

This is farm to table for making fertilizer

[–]AstroBearGaming 9 points  

This is not something the average man does. Not even the bottom 1% of men.

But you also shouldn't worry about how manly people perceived you. Just focus on being your best self, and try to have daydreams about rescuing people in over the top fantasy or apocalyptic situations. That's the key.

[–]WietGetal 13 points  

Not necessarily neckbeard, I'd just call it fucking discusting. This is litteraly swine/pig behaviour.

[–]yy98755 2 points  

Import/export game going strong.

[–]Helena_MA 5 points  

Ew 🤮

[–]apan94 24 points  

Nah. The good old shitter Pringles are a staple in any rational person's bathroom

[–]Enter-My-Shikari 6 points  

I read this in David Mitchell's voice.

[–]Mr_JohnUsername 2 points  

The plastic lids locks in bathroom-air freshness! A flavor you can keep coming back to!

Don’t lose your fecal particles to air drafts or the occasional times you wash your hands - choose pringles and keep that savory favor around!

[–]schmitzel88 1 point  

Dude has a bizarre selection of Pringles flavors though. Also the orange being there is weird

[–]reijasunshine 2 points  

Dude needs to eat some fiber.

[–]CoconutxKitten 5 points  

Are you him, his parent, or his SO? That is the only reason you should know so much

If you are:

  1. Him: Get it together man & get your food out of the bathrooms

  2. Parents: Where did you go wrong?

3: SO: Run

[–]CoconutxKitten 5 points  

Kick his ass into getting it together

Idk what your relationship is like but my brother would never hear the end of it if his bathroom looked like this. 6 years later, I still bug him about the time he just….didn’t clean up the blood from a nosebleed that had dripped on his bathroom counter

[–]neonmaryjane 1 point  

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/58WMeY9u04

Riiiight.

[–]Fit_Test_01TASTE MY NIPPON STEEL! 🗡️ 1 point  

You know this person?

[–]Fit_Test_01TASTE MY NIPPON STEEL! 🗡️ 1 point  

Is he your son?

[–]StreetUnlikely2018 2 points  

Out with the old, in with the new

[–]CoconutxKitten 2 points  

I have lost over 70lbs since my gastric bypass in November. Never have I needed snacks on the toilet

[–]hellogoawaynow 2 points  

Yes 🤢

[–]Siifinia 2 points  

Yes

[–]Walt_Jrs_Breakfast 2 points  

Pringles tubes are for when the water stops working and can't flush.

[–]DJ1066 2 points  

Established well before that one that Butters took a chocolate milk (and a comic book) to the toilet with him. He thought that's what the shelf on the back, or rather the front when he was using it, was for.

[–]journaler1 1 point  

Ugh

[–]kaleeb111Anime bodypillow collector 1 point  

Nah i'd argue their room is also the toilet since they never leave it

[–]Sto_Nerd 1 point  

The bidet cancels it out /s

[–]Father_McFeely_1958 1 point  

We sure those aren’t disguised fleshlights?

[–]SethTheDonutSpider 1 point  

Not neckbeardy just plain disgusting

[–]Pitiful_Yogurt_5276 1 point  

🤢

[–]Important_Level_6093 1 point  

Neckbeard no but damn that's gross

[–]yy98755 1 point  

Back to jail.

[–]Male_Inkling 1 point  

No idea if it's neckbeardy, but it's vile for sure

[–]ToxyFlog 1 point  

Yeah definitely.

[–]1dre420 1 point  

It's it an aftermarket ass washer on the left side?

[–]victor4700 1 point  

Some many ways to ingest poo

[–]joseboltGET OFF MY LAWN! 1 point  

That is terrible (me eating KFC in the shower)

[–]Naive_Drive 1 point  

Just shortening the loop

[–]EvolZippo 1 point  

You should read up on fecal mist. No, this is not a good place to keep food. Not neckbeard, just idiot. Bigger idiocy? I bet people use that stupid sanitizer bottle and think their hands are clean.

[–]pypyo 1 point  

i get the water jug especially if youve thrown up

[–]RudderForADuck 1 point  

The fucking Gengar sticker... I just know that place smells like B.O. no hate against pokemon but that type of person is a smelly type of person

[–]alexisgreat420 1 point  

Damn gengar is my favorite pokemon :(

[–]RudderForADuck 1 point  

Ohh no sorry :( I didn't mean to upset you

[–]alexisgreat420 1 point  

It’s ok my bathroom would never ever look like this lmao

[–]Hello_Hangnail 1 point  

wtf man

[–]Nicadelphia 1 point  

I swear to fuckin God 

[–]RedSparkls 1 point  

Are you the fucking Pokémon guy self-flagellating again?

[–]FuriousRingohaving a Baja blast w/tendies in my tum tum 1 point  

Dats nasty

[–]Fit_Test_01TASTE MY NIPPON STEEL! 🗡️ 1 point  

It’s a nasty ass demented person thing. Might be common in neckbeards, but I don’t know.

[–]vektorog 1 point  

bro is eating shit-seasoned pringles & oranges

[–]childproof_food 1 point  

Mmmm, pringles and poopy particles

[–]Irys-likethe-Eye 1 point  

The food horrified me and then the bidet controls made me gag. So gross omg

[–]Irys-likethe-Eye 1 point  

They are dirty.. like grimy dirty.

[–]megamanamazing 1 point  

Roadtrip snacks

[–]werkinghard1Clean Shaven Goofball! 1 point  

oh muh gawd

[–]internet_8ngel 1 point  

What, you've never felt peckish while taking the most painful shit of your life? /s

[–]mawkdugless 0 points  

Is that boo boo on the bidet knob???

[–]TheEthanHB 0 points  

Foods got dook on it now



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