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[–]Afraid_Juggernaut_62 11 points  

Adderall*

[–]33ascend 3 points  

*Provigil

[–]PathlessDemon 1 point  

*Viagra and Lunesta while fighting off sleep

[–]RandAlThorOdinson 1 point  

100%

[–]drfunbudz 1 point  

Meth*

[–]Psychozillogical 10 points  

Former cocaine user here: they are almost definitely coke ideas.

[–]Varg_Vald 4 points  

Same. I concur. Also, I just wanted to say congrats on quitting.

[–][deleted] 3 points  

Y’ALL THIS MONTH I HIT 30 YEARS CLEAN FROM BLOW 

[–]ReVo5000 1 point  

Damn, congrats!

Must be hard going 30 years without any bjs...

[–]greezyjay 2 points  

Happy cake day!

[–]Fun-Loquat-1197 1 point  

“I used to do drugs. I still do. But I used to, too”

[–]EntropyTheEternal 1 point  

Happy cake day.

[–]technoferal 1 point  

I don't recall having the insane ideas. All I really did was fuck up my teeth and learn a foreign language. But I had very different results from my peers with all the drugs I tried; I suspect it has to do with my also exhibiting ASD traits.

[–]1of3musketeers 1 point  

Coke brainstorming! And there are never any consequences during those power talks with all of the great ideas so I’m going with coke as well.

[–]JayTheDirty 1 point  

And meth too. I’ve heard many of the ideas being implemented talked about by meth heads on the 2nd day of a week bender

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Yes, but in the light of day we would all laugh about how stupid we were, we wouldn’t go out and give the Coke ideas to the world

[–]aggressive_seal 6 points  

That's probably not too far off the truth...

[–][deleted] 2 points  

It worked out pretty well for Australia. Maybe we’ll get a new country out of it, it’ll be the 6 eyes instead of the 5 eyes.

[–]SnooTomatoes2599 1 point  

Have to start with Trump.

[–]69mmMayoCannon 1 point  

In a way it’s almost like the British forced a hardier evolution of their people by leaving them stranded on an island where everything is trying to kill you and seeing who survives to pass on their genes.

Probably why I’ve seen so many Aussies basically act like Florida man but with an accent and usually more successful at not getting mutilated

[–]technoferal 2 points  

I'm kind of intimidated by the notion of a successful Florida Man. The kind of Darwinism defiance could easily result in world domination.

[–]69mmMayoCannon 2 points  

Exactly. Imagine an army of motherfuckers like Steve Irwin. Jumping on all kinds of dangerous animals with a smile on his face and getting away with it.

Then again they lost a war to emus so I’m not exactly sure where to stand on it other than theorycrafting

[–]technoferal 2 points  

This is why I reddit. I hadn't heard of that, and googling it has really made my morning better. Thanks, kind stranger.

[–]69mmMayoCannon 2 points  

Haha yeah no problem, it’s my favorite fun fact because of how insane of a scenario it is to have happened in real life.

The even funnier thing is, if you look up the old Wikipedia page for it, the description is hilarious. It literally lists out the same type of info there was for other recorded wars on Wikipedia, like showing the combatants on each side, number of casualties, commanding officers etc right under the picture in the upper right they usually have with each article. I don’t think it’s written like that anymore but it was funny when it was still setup like that.

Edit: wait I think I found it here it is lmao

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2F001%2F252%2F956%2F03d.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=0eaa52adb4f51eb42763b951082ec6ba1695974fc548dd8f490ab4f43ddebc40&ipo=images

Only a picture of it but it is the pertinent part part part

[–]technoferal 2 points  

You'll be pleased to know, it still is.

[–]Immersi0nn 2 points  

Blow and 3 keyboards a night smashing prompts into chatGPT

[–]Express_Peace_3640 1 point  

Honestly that would make a tremendous amount of sense

[–]Humble-Head-4893 1 point  

Yea it’s lowkey funny af

[–]galaxitive 1 point  

Ketamine in Elon’s case

[–]TK-Squared-LLC 1 point  

Ummm, yes.

[–]Secret_Ad_1541 1 point  

That, and Trump is Sundowning. When my mom had Alzheimer's she would talk to a ceramic cookie jar we bought her that was shaped like a bird. Who knows what kind of bs that bird told her. Trump was a moron even before he became senile.

[–]Research_shows_ 1 point  

I honestly what is the matter with this idea? Not saying I support it by any stretch, but what would it hurt to not have them imprisoned in America?

[–]sensitive_cheater_44 1 point  

"Cocaine Decisions... Cocaine Decisions..."

[–]I_AM_A_GODD 1 point  

I see you’ve had a few all nighters yourself

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[–]Cute_Bird707 1 point  

What's the dose required to count dick veins? Asking for a friend. I don't have a dick. Adderall makes me nap and isn't a fun med for me.

[–]theflamingskull 4 points  

I'd love to watch their escape plan.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

After just pardoning many felons.

[–]Research_shows_ 0 points  

Do you know he’s not actually a felon though, right?

[–]ballskindrapes 137 points  

He's a 34 time felon...he needs to be first.

[–]edhead1425 9 points  

I never heard, what was his sentence for those crimes?

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[–]edhead1425 8 points  

I'm not sure what that means. Any fines? Clearly no jail time.

[–]QING-CHARLES 14 points  

Literally nothing except a criminal record.

[–]_Godless_Savage_ 18 points  

Which is crazy when you think about it. You can’t get a federal job with a felony on your record, but you can be the president of the whole fucking thing.

[–]Additional_Tea_5296 4 points  

Many places check your criminal background when you're hired. I don't work for the government and I wouldn't have been hired if I was a felon.

[–][deleted] -2 points  

You need a little bit more on your resume other than dishwasher to get hired. Could that be why?

[–]Additional_Tea_5296 1 point  

Unless you're running for president

[–]_bexcalibur 1 point  

A successful dishwasher or a failed businessman? Hmmmm

[–]just-me1995 2 points  

the difference is being part of the money and power structure in the empire. you can get away with murder if you have enough money..

[–]_Godless_Savage_ 1 point  

It’s all about the money and the power that comes with it. It’s corrupted to the core and there probably isn’t any saving it. This mother fucker is going to burn and something new has to arise from the ashes left behind. We’re going to keep on going with the status quo. The temperature is going to keep rising while the people of this world get crazier and crazier.

[–]chingachgookk 1 point  

Fetterman was just on the View calling the prosecution politically motivated

[–]_Godless_Savage_ 1 point  

Fetterman is just a sheep in wolves clothing.

[–]watwastheceowearing 1 point  

Felons cant own guns but he has nuclear codes

[–]Bigdumb_face 1 point  

Elected, not hired.

[–]_Godless_Savage_ 1 point  

It’s the same thing. When you get a job, the interviewer elects you for the job (or not), an interview is you campaigning for yourself to get that job.

[–]tralfamadoran777 1 point  

Crazy that SCOTUS let the insurrectionist run for the office.

[–]1of3musketeers 1 point  

You can’t vote but you can President. That’s my beef as well. We already know that our justice system can be bought and he is the biggest example. Grift for long enough and you can be President too. 🙄

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[–]_Godless_Savage_ 9 points  

What do you mean? All 34 counts he was found guilty on made it 34 separate felonies. Look it up, 34 is a lot to try to remember.

[–]akOOch 7 points  

One was violating campaign finance laws

[–]_Godless_Savage_ -4 points  

Forget all that… the fact that the special prosecutor and his whole team resigned and dropped their insurrection case against him is a way bigger deal. The reality is any type of punishment he would have seen from the 34 felonies would have been fines. It’s white collar crime, doesn’t really mean shit most of the time.

[–]Striking_Spot_7148 2 points  

“Forget all that” and there is the problem.

[–]_Godless_Savage_ -1 points  

No sir, the problem is you failing to acknowledge a single word after that. You’re hung up on the potatoes and completely ignoring the steak. That’s a huge fucking problem.

[–]1of3musketeers 1 point  

I think the issue we all have is that the standard is different for him compared to the average Joe and it shouldn’t be. There is a reason his crimes weren’t classified as misdemeanors. And a reason they weren’t reduced for a plea deal. Our justice system is a misnomer.

[–]_Godless_Savage_ 1 point  

It’s pay to play. No money? Then fuck you.

[–]Striking-Dark-222 1 point  

He defrauded the United States

[–]Bigdumb_face 1 point  

You’re arguing with people that can’t keep from breaking the law no matter how hard they try.

[–]falconinthedive 1 point  

They're not asking, they're just feigning ignorance so they can troll in bad faith.

[–]Spiritual_Cold5715 1 point  

You cannot argue with people who don't participate in reality. The arguments and mental gymnastics from these people is absolutely insane. There is no sense anymore. It's absolutely astounding.

[–]_Godless_Savage_ 1 point  

They’re good for keeping your wits sharpened.

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 -13 points  

Yes it was a politically-motivated affair to begin with and a dishonest use of the law to bootstrap charges to elevate to felony. It'll be overturned on appeal.

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[–]UnderstandingOwn3256[🍰] 2 points  

Sure, sure.

[–]Zestyclose_Pickle511 1 point  

We've lost another one, boys. Pour one out.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

Nope, that's pure propaganda and lies.

I see this is the typical brown shirt talking point.

[–]Superdooperblazed420 1 point  

Election fraud for paying of stormy Daniel's not to talk. It was stupid and purely political, every politician has done shit like thrump, they are all guilty. I don't like even like thrump but people act like this stuff isn't going to swing around and bite them in the ass.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

If they have all done it, they should all be prosecuted for it IF there is evidence...that's the difference between trumpers and everyone else...everybody wants their politicians held accountable EXCEPT MAGA....

"Both sides" is a piss poor argument that only those arguing in bad faith use...because it just shows you're more interested in covering for your team than actually discussing the problem.

He's a convicted criminal, rightfully so.

[–]No-Test-5594 1 point  

Basically the crime was 34 seperate payments to his accountant who was making hush money payments on his behalf. They took the 34 seperate payments as Trump trying to "conceal" the hush money payments, and labeled it as falsifying buisness records and slapped a felony sticker on it. It should be noted that hush money payments are not a crime. It should also be noted that no one has ever been charged with this crime prior to this. It should also be noted that this was not a federal crime and the person who charged him didn't even have jurisdiction.

There is a reason he recieved nothing in sentencing. It was a smoke and mirror trial to begin with.

[–]briko3 1 point  

You can't use campaign funds to do it. They proved he knew that and did it anyway by showing he broke up payments and tried to hide it. That's the intent part. He didn't receive anything because he's the president. What he most likely would have received had he not been reselected is a fine.

[–]shwoggity 1 point  

Nothing he's a rich white man.

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 -5 points  

Racist alert.

[–]shwoggity 5 points  

I'm white lmao

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 -4 points  

White or white-passing?

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[–]shwoggity 4 points  

Yea this guy is definitely racist as hell lol

[–]Icreatedthesea 0 points  

That's not what that person was asking, although it is funny that one group divides themselves into "lightskin" and "darkskin" and that's no problem but go the other direction and it's the most racist thing imaginable. Very cute

[–]shwoggity 0 points  

Lmao both of my parents are white as can be.

Seems a little racist you asking that.

[–]PicaPaoDiablo 1 point  

To assume someone is Black bc they make a "white man" reference is a bit clueless.

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 1 point  

I didn't say they were black nor did I assume that. You're just another racist.

[–]PicaPaoDiablo 1 point  

This is a cute game you've got going but what exactly have I said or done that's racist? Who am I racist against exactly?

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 1 point  

You falsely assumed I assumed the person was black, without evidence. Sounds like a racist assumption on your part. Funny some how I am the one playing games here.

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[–]shwoggity 1 point  

Cringe

[–]Visual_Dog_8098 -3 points  

It means that the people behind the charges just want to be able to call him a felon.

[–]SnooRevelations979 1 point  

Which he clearly is.

[–]CoBludIt 1 point  

Just calling it like it is

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[–]ballskindrapes 2 points  

It was absolutely a felony...hence the charges.....campaign finance violations.....you can't pay someone for something, saying it was one thing, when it was another.....in some cases, like this one, it is a felony...basic stuff huddy.

Nothing was framed. You clearly don't care to understand how civil cases work....or how anything works....he raped a lady...pure and simple....he also rape his ex wife....he also was involved in a criminal case for raping a child, and his codefendant was epstein....

[–]Bigdumb_face 1 point  

Campaign finance violations are misdemeanors my guy.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

Ok. He committed some felonious actions to be charged with felonies....

Prove those are misdemeanors?

[–]Bigdumb_face 1 point  

He was never charged with any felonies. The media and Jack Smith can call it a felony all they want, but the charges were never filed as felonies. He was charged with campaign finance violations. The judge upgraded them to felonies. Trump will appeal and win. I have a few felons in my family, and the ones that can never accept responsibility for their actions also don’t like Trump. Almost like they’re mad at themselves but would rather lash out at someone else. It’s quite laughable at this point. I guess I’d be upset too if I was over 50 and I couldn’t get my shit together and had to steal cars and victimize the general public and blame the president for all of it.

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[–]ballskindrapes 4 points  

The childishness of the phrase TDS is astounding. I can't believe grown adults use it, or don't do basic fact checking....

They dont have to believe me...just objective facts and reality....which shows trump was rightfully convicted, and is a rapist and traitor to this country.

It's undeniable.

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[–]fit2betide 1 point  

He’s right, your symptoms indicate TDS. Best course of action is to leave the Reddit echo chamber immediately. Stop playing Fortnight and hit the gym.

[–]Competitive_Boat106 1 point  

Luckily the truth doesn’t need you in order to be the truth. Trump uses everyone and everything for his own benefit, then discards them like trash. Maybe once your life is also shattered you will finally realize how many people were trying to help you see the truth in time. Maybe not. But what you label as TDS is really millions of people trying to get you to help yourself before it’s too late.

[–]InsanityLurking 1 point  

Tds is fake news. And 48.5 percent of the 60 percent that voted is not most. That's less than 30 percent of the whole country buddy. Your in a cult.

[–]1521 1 point  

Most of Americans does believe the facts. There is a 30% faction, mostly racist types, that think he is innocent despite all the evidence. If you support him at this point you are a traitor, at the very least, as he is actively trying to destroy the country, and you are likely a racist.

[–]Competitive_Boat106 1 point  

Try reading the court documents. It’s pretty easy to see the crimes listed. There is nothing illegal about paying someone like he did. If he simply had pulled out his checkbook and signed it himself, there would have been no case. But Trump has no spine. So when it got close to the election, he wanted to ensure that the story would be buried, so he made his lawyer pay the woman, then he paid him back out of the business accounts, then he cooked the books to make those payments look like lawyers fees, including the nearly triple amount he paid the guy in “bonuses.”

This is just as illegal as paying anyone else under the table and lying on paper about what the money was used for. If you paid your buddy $10,000 to do the landscaping at your business, but listed it as a photocopier purchase, you would go to jail. Especially if you went on national television and bragged that not paying your taxes “made you smart.” So sorry, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. You can try to drag all the “liberal drama” into it that you like, but this is a textbook case of business fraud.

[–]blastoffmyass 1 point  

yeah, how on earth could the most sued entity after megacorps like big tobacco commit a CRIME?? he’d never!! well, except for his 60yrs of constant legal trouble for fraud, scams, stiffing contractors/vendors, etc…

also apparently all 25+ of those women and girls who accused trump of SA spanning decades are “super lefty females”. does that also include his wife who said that he raped her violently due to pain from his scalp reduction surgery? that was a LOOONG time ago

[–][deleted] 1 point  

This is the most Cheeto dust ridden thing I ever read

[–]Waste_Return2206 1 point  

His rape case is actually documented. He is liable for sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll. It’s publicly available. The only reason he wasn’t tried for Jan. 6 is because Aileen Cannon, a MAGA operative appointed by Trump, somehow managed to be given the case. She has delayed the case, have it thrown out, and done everything else in her power to protect this jackass because she is politically biased. There is plenty sufficient evidence in the Jack Smith documents to prosecute Trump, but it’s too late now because the case has already been dismissed. You can’t say he is innocent. You can only say he was never tried before a judge and jury for some of his crimes.

[–][deleted] 5 points  

The criminal justice system in the US is pay to win. If you can pay you don’t face consequences.

[–]SaabStory04 7 points  

The judge gave him no fine, jail time, or probation. It's an "unconditional discharge." Basically exactly what you would expect a rich white man in America to get for pretty much any crime they commit.

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[–]SaabStory04 1 point  

I'll give you that. I do think the victims of the crime play a part though. Bernie Madoff targeted other quite rich people and organizations. Same with Weinstein. Several of his victims are well known in Hollywood.

[–]Important_Win_9375 0 points  

Just like Hunter Biden, no jail time no investigation. Remember Reddit is one-sided. Most the people on Reddit think the Dems do no wrong. Echo Chamber should be the name instead of Reddit.

[–]SaabStory04 1 point  

That's called a "whataboutism." The existence of another person getting away with something doesn't make it ok. Also (not that it matters) there was certainly an investigation into Hunter Biden and he was even convicted of charges. He was pardoned so will serve no jail time though.

[–]Important_Win_9375 0 points  

I didn't say it was OK just that it happens on both sides and Reddit user don't see that.

[–]TK-Squared-LLC 1 point  

Yeah, and he was like the most heinous jaywalker ever too.

[–]paraffinLamp -1 points  

His “crime” was that he labeled a payment to Stormy Daniels as a campaign finance charge, which is a normal and widely accepted practice in politics. There was years of precedent with no issue until Biden’s admin had to literally make it a felony just so they could charge him. His conviction was politically motivated. This isn’t the same thing as “pretty much any crime” a rich white guy could commit.

But he’s talking about sending repeat violent offenders to penal colonies. It’s extremely badass and would 100% deter violent crime, no matter how rich or white someone is.

[–]Objective-Housing501 4 points  

Paying the porn star he was having an affair with 6 figures to keep her from outting him during an election campaign is a normal and widely accepted practice? Which other presidential candidates did this(I'll give you Clinton)?

[–]paraffinLamp 0 points  

Admittedly, I don’t know about porn stars, but the practice of paying off people (affairs, etc.) to not badmouth you when you decide to run for office is a widely accepted practice in politics. And it isn’t even a crime to do that. What he was prosecuted on was the technicality of how he labeled the payment.

Also I’m not saying I agree with that practice. I think it’s slimy. But the justice department made the offense a felony just so they could say Trump is a felon. It doesn’t seem fair to me, but even if you thought it was fair, it still doesn’t seem like a penal-colony-worthy type of felony.

[–]DrunkLastKnight 2 points  

It is a crime though to use campaign money though for those payments

[–]scooterbug1972 1 point  

Laws cannot be passed and then go back and retroactively be applied to actions. If a law was created to specifically target Trump, his lawyers would of brought that up in a motion to dismiss and the judge would of granted it. Nice try though. As for a deterrent, punishment rarely works. You know why? Because most ppl don't think they are gonna get caught.

[–]devilsleeping 6 points  

I'm ok with it being a sentence in Iranian prison

[–]renegadeindian 6 points  

You deaf? Lol it’s been on the world news he was found guilty on those charges. He just got off on a technicality, he became president so they can not sentence him. That was why he ran.

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actually I'm deaf but I can see pretty well

[–]renegadeindian 1 point  

Let volt it’s in the newspapers also then. Lol

[–]phunktastic_1 1 point  

His sentence was suspended as lo g as he commits no more crimes.

[–]Quiltyqueen 1 point  

Nothing

[–]itsatumbleweed 1 point  

Sentencing was after the election, and he got sentenced to "I am not going to try and sentence a president elect".

[–]Zutthole 1 point  

Way less than someone who wasn't rich and popular would get. If that isn't the American ideal of justice, I don't know what is.

[–]Adorable-Doughnut609 1 point  

OJ killed two people and did no jail time. Your sentence says more about your legal team than your guilt or morality.

[–]BerryCertain9873 1 point  

He got slapped with the power to pardon HIS felons (and he was handed the nuclear football)! USA! USA!

[–]Illustrious-Gene-558 1 point  

Same as Hunter Biden's.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Nothing. None of it was real and will all likely get vacated on appeal.

[–]Accomplished_Mind792 1 point  

Weird that he keeps fighting to avoid having to go to appeal since it will be so clear cut s y'all claim.

Why is that?

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Where are you getting your (low) information? Let me guess, liberal echo chamber media? Try to rise above that, pal.

He literally appealed it today.

[–]Accomplished_Mind792 1 point  

Yes, after fighting the decision in every single way that isn't an appeal. And the case came out in June. So, why has he been fighting it for so long?

As for your ignorant attempt at an insult, it's funny that it doesn't have anything to do with my comment yet you think it does. The lack of intelligence as you attempt to be condescending is fucking hilarious. But that's the right these days. Ignorant and confident

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Basically the judge ruled that Trump has been found guilty by a jury but in light of the circumstances of being the President and the nature of Presidential immunity ruled on by SCOTUS his only recourse was to give a sentence where being found guilty was punishment enough.

[–]ODBrewer 1 point  

A strongly worded letter in his permanent record.

[–]TK-Squared-LLC 1 point  

There wasn't one. Judge said, "You're guilty, but we're not going to do a fucking thing about it."

Where was this judge when I was due for court?

[–]Last-News9937 1 point  

Literally nothing.

Literally. Nothing.

[–]SimplySamson 3 points  

sorry, presidents cant be charged. :/

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

He wasn't a president when this occurred, so yes, he can be, and rightfully so.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

What if trump accidentally virtue signals himself into a jail cell? Lol. He changes a few things about the law here and there and defines himself as a pariah.

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 1 point  

That piece of bad lawfare will be thrown out on appeal.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

Only by a corrupt judge....and i promise you it would be a conservative judge or judges....

It is solid law, and application of the law.

You just prefer trump to be held unaccountable.

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 1 point  

No it isn't. Every single legal analyst pointed to the case being completely novel, let alone that they were trying to peddle a federal election interference case in a state court. The actual federal agency with jurisdiction is the FEC they declined charges.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

Sources?

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 1 point  

They're trying to charge him with interfering in federal elections in a state court. You can't do that. It's not NY's jurisdiction. There is no "solid case law." You made that up.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/opinion-novel-legal-theory-heart-215815701.html

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

There were violations of new yorks laws....the fact it was a federal election doesn't matter for this. The state laws were broken, the state tried him, the state convicted him.

[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 1 point  

They accused him of breaking the law to cover up a crime he was neither charged with nor convicted for. You have no idea what you're talking about and you avoided reading that link, very clearly.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

The crime was the payments...they were financially related violations....

Clearly you didn't read your own article.

[–]Suitable-Cap-5556 1 point  

No, Nancy needs to be first. Then Hilary. Remember the capitol riot. Remember Benghazi, and remember Bidens with drawl from Afghanistan. All of the military equipment they left there is now in the hands of the Taliban, not to mention Bidens pardons for charges that haven’t even been brought. Trump was convicted of SA without a shred of evidence. No DNA, No tape, nothing. Just on the word of a woman who said it happened. No proof. At least Monica was smart enough to save the dress that Clinton spooged on..

Trumps charges, were trumped up. Most of the American people see that. They see that he was maliciously prosecuted. Politically persecuted, and that’s why people voted for him overwhelmingly.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

You are just spouting lies and proven lies at that, and propaganda..

You clearly don't understand how civil vs criminal trials work, and the difference of the burden of proof between them....

No, he was rightfully convicted. By a jury of his peers.....

People voted for him because they were widely uninformed....the incidences of Google searches for "what are tariffs" spiked after the election....after people had voted for him...they didn't even know what he was promising, and still voted for him....

You are clearly a shill, blocked and reported.

[–]Kirra_the_Cleric 1 point  

Maliciously prosecuted? You mean like they did to Hunter Biden?

And, I’d like to point out that trump orchestrated the withdrawal from Afghanistan after he set free 5000 taliban prisoners. So, that’s all on your guy.

[–]stuckinit9deep 1 point  

Orange man baaaad lmao

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

So he isn't a felon? Got it

[–]stuckinit9deep 1 point  

Bad man bad man!!I

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

This is all conservatives have to offer.....childish responses to real world, grown up issues...

[–]stuckinit9deep 1 point  

Keep coping in your echo chamber. Grab another xanax too.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

I'm not the on being childish and antagonist on behalf of a rapist....

[–]Working-Face3870 1 point  

It’s on its way to appeal and will be over turned

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

I'm sure it will be, but not on its merits...the judge will 100% be conservative...

[–]PythonSushi 1 point  

Technically, he’s a first timer with 34 charges.

[–]Worth-Humor-487 1 point  

A felon for what? For not filling on a form I’m paying for sex after the statute of limitations expired. And to preface that did Daniels pay taxes on that money or is she a tax cheat I’d like to her to be audited because if it was that much and “secret” between both parties then I bet New York didn’t get there cut and California didn’t get there cut either of that money let alone the feds.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

He said he was paying her for one thing, using campaign funds...it was fraud to do so....he broke the law....

[–]Worth-Humor-487 1 point  

It wasn’t campaign funds, this was before he was the president this was when the money was sent to his lawyer. Then the payment later the feds who have more power to look into the mater then the state of New York couldn’t pin that money as campaign money.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

He still committed campaign finance violations, and other violations, as per his conviction.

In you were explaining details, thank you. If you were disputing his convictions, then history will put you right beside the brown shirts

[–]Worth-Humor-487 1 point  

Those are BS especially when they have a statue of limitations and they were past the time of being able to be able to be convicted, and the supporting “felony” on the to make said crimes against him rise to felonies isn’t mentioned in the filing of the indictment at all. If you don’t believe me look it up for your self, this isn’t a “brown shirt” moment it’s a actual justice moment because if they are this blatantly obvious and the population is this ignorant of the injustice, because they made a precedent that now when the other side is in power they are going to the same thing to your favored candidate, and it will get really bad.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

Right, all of it is totally true.....

Prove any of what you said, or you are making it up

[–]Worth-Humor-487 1 point  

Look it up, if I show you all your going to say i made it blah blah blah. Just please do the due diligence. It’s no difference then when government parties change the rules and the other side says “do you really want to do that,” the other side very confidently “yes what could go wrong we will always be in power”

8 years laters they aren’t in power and the other side is going scorched earth and doing all the things that the other side made easy for them because they thought they would be in power forever.

[–]Research_shows_ 1 point  

But that’s not true.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

It is, unfortunately for maga

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[–]Fit_Cucumber4317 -2 points  

Have you considered a move to Mexico?

[–]osoklegend 0 points  

What's he a felon for again?

[–]TallGothBitch 0 points  

I think he like, was bangin’ a porn star, and then like, she was gonna tell his wife or the american people or something, and then he like gave her some money to not.

[–]NudistcoupleNC -63 points  

What was the crime?

[–]ballskindrapes 33 points  

I know this is in bad faith...

https://apnews.com/article/trump-trial-deliberations-jury-testimony-verdict-85558c6d08efb434d05b694364470aa0

But here you go

[–]Zutthole 26 points  

Probably better to use Google for questions like that

[–]Low_Wear_1966 11 points  

You want someone to sit here and last 34? Google, dude, Google. Hell, maybe even try bing.

[–]Hungry-Lemon8008 8 points  

Law of the law he governs, shortsight

[–][deleted] 3 points  

Nevermind. Go on about your sad day

[–][deleted] 2 points  

Crimes*

34 to be exact.

[–]NudistcoupleNC -62 points  

That court case got him elected because people seen through the corruption of the New York State justice system

[–]TinkSauce 34 points  

Settle down boy. You got indoctrinated into a cult. The best thing you and your nudist boyfriend can do is try and get into some therapy, and try to read a book or two.

[–][deleted] 4 points  

It’s not their fault. Lead poisoning  

[–]Historical_Golf9521 -6 points  

lol I voted for trump but damn that was funny

[–]TinkSauce 1 point  

We can all disagree and still find common ground in somethings.

[–]Historical_Golf9521 1 point  

I wish we could do that more often. I’m sure if we set politics aside we would probably get along great.

[–]AnswerMeSenseiUwU 1 point  

The right to exist is not politics. You want to talk about the national debt and government spending? Great let's talk about it. When an entire government is set to make you a subhuman, second class citizen? Nah were not disagreeing. You're denying a core part of my humanity.

[–]Historical_Golf9521 1 point  

The right to exist? Who’s trying to take that away from you? Wouldn’t that mean killing you? What exactly are they doing to make you a “subhuman”?

See when you say this kind of unhinged bull shit nobody takes anything else you say seriously. Then when you have something that’s actually reasonable, it gets overlooked because people associate you with nonsense. Tighten up.

[–]ballskindrapes 26 points  

No, they didn't. It was a valid case.

Those believing and spreading the lie are why people voted for him...because they chose to spread a clear and obious lie....

[–]VegasBjorne1 -5 points  

He was convicted of paying hush money to a woman in order to “influence an election”— where’s the charges for the numerous New York State congressional members who have done the same? Also deception on Trump’s corporate books. Both misdemeanors, but magically become felonies if combined???

The first law has never been applied in New York State since its inception over 100 years ago, but only when it came to Trump? It has all the signs of an abuse of the legal system to target a political enemy.

I didn’t want Trump to run again, and hoped he would lose in the primaries, but Harris was a hot mess of an alternative.

[–]Ecstatic-Run-9767 5 points  

Falsifying business records is a class e felony by itself (if in the first degree, misdemeanor if in the second degree) in New York and many people have been convicted of it.

https://www.justsecurity.org/85605/survey-of-past-new-york-felony-prosecutions-for-falsifying-business-records/

[–]VegasBjorne1 -1 points  

But that’s not what I said. I’m sure plenty of people have been convicted of falsifying business records and Trump’s charges separately were misdemeanors.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

I'm sure if you read the law, it isnt "magically"....not how reality works buddy.

It did influence the election though....he might have received less support if his awful excuses of human being followers knew he was a cheater.....textbook definition of influencing an election....attempting to withhold information that might hurt his chances....and campaign finance violations....not hard to grasp.....

If you have evidence of other members of the politcal class doing similar things, as you claim....please share it here and with the feds, they would love to prosecute democrats right now....somehow I think you won't though....

Your shirt is suspiciously brown....

[–]VegasBjorne1 1 point  

“Influence an election” so let’s press charges against those politicians who hire campaign managers? What’s their function? Oh yeah, bury embarrassing information and influence elections??? I had a family member who for decades did exactly that handling hundreds of political campaigns on the State and Federal level.

I have personally known House and Senate members who paid hush money, especially when one fathered a child! It wasn’t considered a crime, but a personal matter and to keep from the public. You act, as if, Trump was some highly unusual individual when he was just another wealthy man who (allegedly) paid hush money to keep a former mistress from going public.

The absurdity of tying the falsification of business records to the improper influencing of an election (hush money) with the intended purpose to combine two misdemeanors, and transforming them into felonies made this not a judicial prosecution, but the political persecution of an adversary.

Think about an average person involved in a misdemeanor scuffle, but the police find multiple misdemeanors during the event and now it’s a felony? People would be rightfully outraged in the abuse of authority to take a minor situation and make it a felony, unless the accused name is “Trump”.

[–]ballskindrapes 0 points  

There are right ways and wrong ways to do things...this is basic, child level stuff....you can't produce alcohol without a licenses in many areas, or you can lobby bit not bribe politicians....basic stuff you turnip.

I'm sure if you read the laws, your conspiracy about breaking the law magically becoming a felony falls apart....

You just want to cover and lie for a rapist and traitor, no matter how evil that is....What does that say about you?

[–]VegasBjorne1 1 point  

Thanks for that barrage of non-sequiturs.

[–]ballskindrapes 1 point  

The only on using fallacies are you....both sides and whataboutism....

[–]VegasBjorne1 1 point  

It’s called “Equal Treatment Under the Law” and it’s foundational to the Constitution. You should read-up about it.

[–]pickledpunt 9 points  

No it didn't. Elon Musk bought this election.

[–]Aggressive-Barber443 5 points  

Elon musk licks trumps balls

[–]Aggressive-Barber443 2 points  

And gives him golden showers....they shower each other

[–]ThermInc 5 points  

You can argue the court to be corrupt all you want but at the end of the day he was convicted by a panel of his peers, not the court.

[–]HypotheticalElf 4 points  

So fucking what? Does that mean your parents won’t die in the streets?

Get some perspective.

[–]Ok_Pangolin_180 2 points  

Nudist will soon be felons.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Saw*

[–]homelessjimbo 1 point  

Ah yes the corruption that only seems yo side with billionaires. How's them boots taste?

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[–]mildOrWILD65 6 points  

"Disgraceful people" is a phrase I chose with purpose....

[–]Sirquack1969 5 points  

And his wife is a DEI hire.

[–]witch51 7 points  

And don't forget...for a while both of his wives (Elon and Melania) were both illegal immigrants at one time. Its true! BOTH let their Visas lapse. Different rules for us and them.

[–]Sirquack1969 3 points  

But let's be honest. They are white so the rules don't apply. Hell, Melania got a genius visa which she was not qualified for, but Cheeto want his Slovenian poon tang, so he got her a visa that no one else would have gotten under the same circumstances.

[–]witch51 2 points  

If that girl can spell CAT I'd be shocked. Genius my foot.

[–]Sirquack1969 5 points  

It is my understanding that genius visas are intended to bring people here with skills not available with local people. The only thing she can do is stand the smell of the Diapered Don.

[–]witch51 3 points  

She does tolerate him so there is that. That is NOT a happy lady. Can't nobody look that miserable if they're happy. There just ain't enough money in the world for me to put up with him.

[–]Sirquack1969 2 points  

The only time I have seen her smile in 12 years is when she kissed Gavin Newsome on the arrival airport in California. I think she felt ok with it because Orange One had already turned his back.

[–]witch51 1 point  

Newsome IS smoking though!

[–]dmonsterative 2 points  

Trump's mother was an immigrant from rural poverty who arrived in a wave of Scottish emigrants. She worked as a housekeeper and servant. She originally came on a temporary visa, and stayed. The Trumps' census forms in 1940 stated that she was naturalized before she really was. The irony knows no limits.

[–]witch51 1 point  

How fucked up is your life and choices if a bunch of hardened felons say "What the actual fuck"?

[–]paraffinLamp 1 point  

I guess his kids are DEI hires too. Man this guy went really far to try to convince us he isn’t racist. Good thing you can see through his disguise!

[–]Swimming-Pitch-9794 2 points  

Thats why when you pull weeds, you have to get at the roots

[–]ChalkyWhite23 2 points  

Yea but he’s got the charisma of a wet towel, which might help break up the cult of personality Trump plays so well.

[–]witch51 1 point  

Thats a very good point! Boys got no spine so that might work well for us.

[–]Electrical-Set2765 1 point  

May they all break their ankles and have debilitating strokes. 

[–]witch51 1 point  

May they all get herpes.

[–]DistinctAmbition1272 1 point  

Vance is way better than Trump. Hes actually got some moral compass and isn’t a grapist and felon. I know, low bar. Btw, you say Vance hates everything and everyone that isn’t a straight, rich, white man like Trump is different 🤔

[–]witch51 1 point  

He aligned himself with Trump and nazis...his moral compass is clean busted.

[–]Ok_Management4634 1 point  

You realize, his wife isn't white? (Vance's wife)

[–]witch51 1 point  

And? I've seen stone cold racists marry African Americans.

[–]Temporary_Ease9094 1 point  

You’d have more luck praying to Saint Luigi

[–]FuckYaHoeAssMom 1 point  

"i do not advocate violence" dawg...

[–]Donny_Donnt 1 point  

Ew a pacifist

[–]mildOrWILD65 1 point  

Lol, I just don't need the SS knocking on my door, asking about a post I made on reddit.

[–]StorageCrazy2539 28 points  

If you're a violent repeat offender it's time to start worrying

[–]mycondition123 47 points  

Unless you have a Jan 6th ticket stub...

[–]Longjumping_Oil_8746 17 points  

One of the pardoned ,daniel ball has been arrested on gun charges  already.another has been shot in a traffic stop. Good guys right

[–]devilsleeping 21 points  

2 were arrested for Child porn charges as well and one was picked up on a warrant. It's like 5 so far in a week.

[–]Longjumping_Oil_8746 6 points  

Waiting for another trump pardon.i bet Ghislane maxwell is due for one

[–]devilsleeping 8 points  

"she got a raw deal, it was a real political witch hunt"

[–]Longjumping_Oil_8746 3 points  

"There were good people on both sides"

[–]AbjectBeat837 3 points  

Ah no she’s a woman.

[–]Longjumping_Oil_8746 1 point  

Keep THEM in america by all means

[–]cmax22025 2 points  

That's a good start. Only a few thousand more to go

[–]No-Hair1511 6 points  

Did u see his definition of violent?

[–]School_House_Rock 22 points  

Punching old women in the face - foreign country

Beating a cop - pardon

[–]ReflectionMinimum136 1 point  

Or mutable substitute for your insecurities…

[–]Son_of_Sophroniscus 1 point  

Good

[–]MinivanPops 1 point  

Or if you're someone who gets railroaded a lot. 

[–]StorageCrazy2539 1 point  

I think President Trump knows what that's like. I would write him a letter asking for a pardon

[–]MinivanPops 1 point  

LOL yeah there's no reason this pathetic, incompetent, felonious, asshole who is universally despised by his former workmates should be investigated for high crimes and fucking treason. A violent repeat offender indeed.

[–]Wreck1tLong 1 point  

That’s why he wants Greenland lol.

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[–]Too_old_3456 11 points  

Someone has to work the fields…

[–]Suitable-Cap-5556 1 point  

They will use prison labor after all the illegals are deported. Ever see Cool Hand Luke? I suggest you watch it. It’ll be just like that.

[–][deleted] 2 points  

THEY all see us as cattle.

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[–]RandAlThorOdinson 4 points  

That's a terrible idea. Evil shit like that is always dangled in front of people to get them to accept a horrible thing in the disguise of moral justice. It's the same thing with the Patriot Act. Its not about who they are using to justify creating the thing, it's who and what they end up using it on and for down the line. Wait until your cousin is getting deported for not filing his taxes correctly.

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[–]RandAlThorOdinson 4 points  

Exactly my point my dude. This has nothing to do with politics lol. Like at all. My point is the government uses morally justifiable sounding things (like what you're suggesting) as a precedent to do terrible things to every day people like you and I.

[–][deleted] 3 points  

It actually has a lot to do with politics because this administration wants to punish political opponents as harshly as possible. “Repeat offender criminals” may as soon mean you have been arrested at two protests.

[–]Suitable-Cap-5556 -1 points  

What about California trying to make it a crime to use the wrong pronouns with a Trans person? Isn’t that taking it a step too far. It’s like “I’m sorry sir, your voice is really deep, \yu h\ave an Adam;s apple, and \you don’t look female. Just because you want to pretend you’re female, doesn’t mean that myself, and the rest of society have to pretend with you.

[–]Independent-Step-195 1 point  

Ma’am, please tone it down. This is a Wendy’s.

[–][deleted] 0 points  

Yeah, you dont have a firm grasp on this buddy, You're the slow minded meat this dumb thought potatoes is for.

Thinking beyond the sentence is critical thinking, you'll get there eventually.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

England has done it twice. Off the top of my head. So it’s really not that outrageous. Uncommon. Sure. Outrageous, No.

Are you outraged?

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[–][deleted] 1 point  

Who better to decide than a criminal? It Takes one to know one, as they say.

[–]WrittenSwine 1 point  

Children say that.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

I’m 12 1/2

[–]Oolongteabagger2233 7 points  

Next week he'll start floating the concentration camps, but of course "just as a joke." 

[–]witch51 14 points  

So he wants to make us illegal immigrants while also busting them here? How is that supposed to work????

[–]Crazy-Gene-9492 8 points  

That's stupid.

[–]witch51 2 points  

Could you maybe narrow it down some? I mean he's wanting to do to do to us what he accused Mexico of doing, i.e. shipping dangerous criminals over here. So its bad to send criminals here and a-ok to send our criminals there? That's just ignorant.

[–]Crazy-Gene-9492 7 points  

I am in agreement. What Trump wants to do is stupid, but typical given his ilk.

[–]witch51 2 points  

I am so sorry I misunderstood! I am. I shouldn't have just assumed you're a trumper!

[–]Crazy-Gene-9492 3 points  

It's alright.

[–]witch51 4 points  

I think we all get antsy when that pumpkin comes up.

[–]Then-Shake9223 2 points  

🤣🤣🤣 “that pumpkin” lmfaoo gold

[–]witch51 1 point  

He is very orange and round!

[–]Then-Shake9223 2 points  

All I can think of is Proverbs 11:10 “. . . When the wicked perish there are shouts of joy”. I can’t wait for that obituary.

[–]esgzay 8 points  

maybe he should show us how it’s done then and be the first example

[–]theanalogkidd2 3 points  

Cost savings measure…I’m sure sending them to Siberia would cost less than housing them here…

[–]m0ssyg0blin 1 point  

I'd commit a few more felonies just to get put on that list

[–]nerv-corp 3 points  

this sounds like something that happened in germany......

[–][deleted] 1 point  

England it has happened twice. Australia and Diego Garcia island.

[–]IgnotusRex 1 point  

Not far off, it was the Nazi's first proposal to deport the jews to Madagascar.

The logistics of that were going to be a bit too difficult for Germany so they opted for a different solution.

[–]IgnotusRex 1 point  

The genocide of the Madagascans that were in the way might still be frowned upon.

[–]devilsleeping 3 points  

Trump is a repeat offender of sexual assault. Let's send him to Iran for them to hold for a small fee.

[–]paraffinLamp 1 point  

The idea is that other countries would accept our criminals for a fee. We’d pay the foreign country to imprison them. Mexico doesn’t pay us to take their criminals.

[–]Low_Land4838 8 points  

So, himself?

[–]Open_Mortgage_4645 4 points  

That would be a clearcut violation of the 8th Amendment. He doesn't seem to get that as president he has no authority to overturn the Constitution.

[–]Banana_Ranger 2 points  

bUt tHe cOnStItUtIoN iS uNcOnStItUtiOnAl

[–]QING-CHARLES 1 point  

The conditions would have to be pretty rotten to violate the 8th Amendment (it really doesn't offer much protection as long as you get fed something and not beaten).

I feel like it should somehow violate due process in some way, but I'm not sure, even with years of constitutional litigation under my belt. States routinely house inmates in other states for practical and cost reasons (e.g. Hawaii houses people in Arizona I think).

If you are a foreign citizen, you can often do your time for a crime committed in the USA in your native country, under a prisoner agreement the USA has, but this is slightly different to that.

[–]Open_Mortgage_4645 2 points  

The 8th Amendment isn't only about conditions and the nature of the punishment. Adjudication and penalties are the domain of the trial court. Once someone had been sentenced and satisfies their punishment, they cannot be punished further on some arbitrary basis by the president. Let alone a punishment that requires that they be exiled from the country of which they are a citizen.

[–]ThrowawayMonster9384 1 point  

How exactly does the 8th amendment protect prisoners from being exiled to a prison outside the country?

It seems up for interpretation that may or may not be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

There are certain criminals I wouldn't mind being imprisoned elsewhere, however it sets a bad precedent and may include low level crimes eventually.

[–]paraffinLamp 1 point  

The 8th amendment doesn’t protect criminals from being imprisoned outside the U.S.

The cruel and unusual part would definitely be debatable, but I imagine it working as a bid system and the U.S. sending the prisoner to the lowest bidder, which would probably be the worst kind of country. This strategy would be intended to deter repeat violent offenders.

I feel you on that last bit, too. The question of who this would apply to would need to be set in stone. I personally feel like it should apply only to people who would otherwise be facing death row or life in prison. And nobody else.

[–]Open_Mortgage_4645 1 point  

If the law allowed such an adjudicated penalty, and that law survived a Supreme Court challenge, then it would be the sentence of the court, and not an external punishment imposed outside the court. One could imagine legality in such a circumstance. But if the crime called for an extended sentence of exile, why wouldn't a life sentence be applied? It doesn't really make sense given that we already have penalties up to and including life for crimes that warrant that. The exile part secondary to the adjudicated punishment is what would conflict with the 8th Amendment.

[–]Banana_Ranger 2 points  

Executive authority, of course!!! /s

[–]Sirquack1969 0 points  

We have too many times mistook what he says and eventually does as not possible. He is breaking laws with almost every order he signs. So far courts have kept those things from going into effect. But just as he did with the Inspector Generals. He is surrounding himself with loyalist and they will give him anything he wants until the there is no one left to contain his treachery.

[–]jflores36592 2 points  

He is a felon he has no rights to speak on Criminal matters.

[–]Regina_Phalange31 1 point  

Let alone advise on them

[–]PHobsessed 2 points  

Setting himself up for retirement?

[–]Used-End-2234 2 points  

Panama or Greenland?

[–]Used-End-2234 2 points  

Im sure he'll get more charges from this presidency

[–]SurrrenderDorothy 2 points  

Gitmo?

[–]bradass14 2 points  

Where exactly would Mr. President be headed, then?

[–]SmoltzforAlexander 2 points  

The Trump supporting violent offenders are exempt from this.

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first step to trump sending American citizens to Guantanamo Bay for indefinite detention

[–]Dogmatik_ 2 points  

Why comes y'all fitna pull another felon down? Aint we posed to be liftin eachother up?

This is appalling behavior.

[–]Jaxman24 2 points  

Nudist will be felons. Oh shit

[–]SomethingWrong2016 2 points  

If you really want to send me to one of the countries that is considered to be “most happy”, sign me up.

Get that slut Mel and that bastard Baron back to Eastern Europe. And her slut mother.

[–]Suitable-Cap-5556 1 point  

I hear Portugal is nice.

[–]SomethingWrong2016 2 points  

I was adopted at birth. 60% Scandinavian, the rest Irish English and like 2% European.

Send me and Sweden! Or somewhere.

I’d be cool with Portugal. Never been,  but I like there language quite a bit.

[–]Illlogik1 2 points  

Huh huh penile colony

[–]Alternative-Dream-61 2 points  

This makes sense. Private prisons could make way more money off prisoners if we housed them in a foreign country where they can hire cheaper guards and give them even worse living conditions.

[–]wlcoyote 2 points  

Oh. Perfect. We take over Greenland and turn it into a penal colony, ship our “undesirables” over there and have them work the mines.

Native Greenlanders become the island’s new aristocracy and don’t have to work anymore because they get free American indentured servants to work for them, so that shuts them up.

We get to offload our prison population and get natural resources.

People here toe the line because they’re afraid of being sent to the cold island to labor until they die.

You set up an escape from NY type prison area for the ones who refuse to work the mines and just toss them in there and then televise them starving and raping and killing each other on national television as entertainment for the masses and a reminder of the consequences of nonconformity.

Win-win-win-win-win. We’ll get soooooo tired of winning.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Why?????

[–]Ok-Active8747 1 point  

Like the British sent people to Australia. I say we send third strikers to the Middle East!

[–]Dexter_McThorpan 1 point  

Irony is dead.

[–]justmein22 1 point  

That's an awful lot of his base....

[–]Gelst 1 point  

He will send them to Russia.

[–]Both-Ad-9225 1 point  

I agree with him. Mof, is bikini atoll still viable? Maybe we could start with the orange idiot himself.

[–]ThrowawayMonster9384 1 point  

I think some people would take that opportunity to go fight a war for a foreign country rather than sitting in a max security jail.

[–]HoaxSanctuary 1 point  

Thats been an option for Russians in prison since the start of the Ukraine war. At least according to my available western new sources.

[–]david_7153 1 point  

Repeat SA, straight North Korea labor camp.

I mean, I think I can get behind that.

[–]Albacurious 1 point  

I mean, he'd be first then, right?

[–]david_7153 1 point  

Sure. Why not.

[–]Albacurious 1 point  

Good, then we'd be done with his brand of idiocy

[–]UBFun51 1 point  

Huh much like himself!!

[–]KnowNothingKnowsAll 1 point  

Someone with 34 felonies talking about criminals. Cute.

[–]billdizzle 1 point  

Sounds good to me

[–]stankonia88 1 point  

Nelson Mandela was also a felon. Lets start there

[–]whallexx 1 point  

🖕

[–]Suitable-Cap-5556 1 point  

Show me where Trump said he \was going to deport US Citizens. Post a link to a video. I could see it making sense though if the parent’s were criminals in other ways than just occupying space illegally. If they dropped an anchor baby here, and the child wants to stay with their parents, let em go along for the ride. Breaking up a family is wrong so it makes sense to deport the whole family. Of the kids can stay and the parents can go.

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They want to get rid of birthright citizenship! They’ve already said it’d you aren’t born to a citizen you would not be a citizen regardless of if born in the United States! That’s what Geobells I mean Miller wants and will try to do, watch and see! You are still expecting them to care and it to make sense I’m going say it again THEY DO NOT CARE! If you are not an extremely rich and white or a corporation owned by said rich they do not care about you! Doesn’t matter if you voted for them and/or support them they will screw you the same as the ones who didn’t!

[–]Alternative_List_736 1 point  

Metallica "And Justice For All"

[–]theamazingyou 1 point  

Australia 2!

[–]Objective_Problem_90 1 point  

How bout those that have repeated, oh say, 34 times? Would they count too?

[–]HumbleAnxiety7998 1 point  

Penal colonies? Wtf year is it?

[–]Serious_Delivery_408 1 point  

Waiting for the next “news flash “””

[–]ApricotNervous5408 1 point  

Except himself, his friends and those who attack police for him.

[–]deJuice_sc 1 point  

Which county is taking the criminals with 34 felonies?

[–]watwastheceowearing 1 point  

Heck yea where will Australia part 2: Electric Boogaloo be located?

[–]Academic-Business-45 1 point  

Add them to the ranks of Putin's army

[–]Encore204 1 point  

He’ll send them to help Russia in Ukraine

[–]MyGoofyBigToe 1 point  

Prison camps in Greenland. It’s like Great Britain’s Australia.

[–]Equivalent-Ad8645 1 point  

Yup. people have been talking about it for a decade.

[–]Nice_Candidate1138 1 point  

"Your teammate's been sent to the Gulag."

[–][deleted] 1 point  

He means anybody that’s disloyal. If you don’t think the goal is to depopulate the country from those immigrants and anybody who’s not actively voting Republican, i’ll have what you’re having.

There are all sorts of laws coming to criminalize pushing back against him.

[–]Wtfjushappen 1 point  

I dint know, could send them to some country where it costs a third compared to united states. That's also possible going to dryer criminals from being criminals because who the fuck wants to go to jail in Venezuela or Brazil? Holy fuck in gonna get a lawyer and make sure i never break the law if that's a possibility.

[–]Ekandasowin 1 point  

Now we have to outsource our prisoners too laughing my fucking ass off America don’t do shit

[–]Theskyisfalling_77 1 point  

For sure France would totally agree to accepting a plane full of criminals from the US. Fucking hell these people are absolute morons.

[–]Really-ChillDude 1 point  

He is like: I only want to keep good criminals like me and my friends who want to hurt the country

[–]Aggravating_Cat1629 1 point  

Where exactly? Ohh I see , Greenland

[–]OSCSUSNRET 1 point  

I guarantee that will lower the recidivism rate. I love the idea.

[–]PassengerPositive981 1 point  

Good

[–]BK4343 1 point  

Would this apply to the J6 domestic terrorists that were pardoned and have been arrested again?

[–]maddenmcfadden 1 point  

thats not constitutional. but ok, putin wannabe.

[–]GravityBored1 1 point  

Greenland is the new Australia.

[–]No-Hair1511 1 point  

Well..it’s what we voted for. Everyone had the preview party his first term. Project 2025 available to all to read before voting. The “majority “ wanted this. Congratulations

[–]Expensive-Drive-341 1 point  

“We?” “We” who Pale-Face? You got a mouse in your pocket?

[–]RichardofSeptamania 1 point  

felons cannot vote

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Felons can vote in most states. Most states have stipulations like not being currently incarcerated or being incarcerated within the last 5 years, has completed sentencing including paroles, probations, and paying off fees, and depending on the state what kind of crime was committed.

[–]Own-Camp-2653 1 point  

One way ticket to Siberia

[–]ChapstickNthusiast 2 points  

Are to telling the denizens of r/Felons to… vote…? 😂😂😂

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Yeah… The lazy… Felons.

[–]ChapstickNthusiast 1 point  

The lazy… felons… who aren’t… allowed to… vote

[–][deleted] 1 point  

Yeah. Them.

[–]Regina_Phalange31 1 point  

Funny how the president gets that right still smh

[–]alvar02001 1 point  

And now the Democrats don't have the balls to stop all this nightmare.

[–][deleted] 1 point  

They don’t have the votes. It ain’t about balls anymore.

[–]NutzNBoltz369 0 points  

Don't we already do this?

[–]Petit__Chou 0 points  

Yeah it was kinda clear to everyone who was paying attention to anything shit like this was going to happen. Sorry you voted for harm to come to others but are upset if it comes to you. Wishing you the best from someone who didn't vote for this.

[–]Silly-Dilly-Dally 0 points  

That’s real shit response. You don’t know me or the situation behind why I voted for him.