Saturday, July 02, 2022

[Lyrics] He Only Goes To Haven To Get The Alcohol / He Needs To Dull The Pain, to the tune of "He Never Failed Me Yet"

 

The Son of WAY contrafactum idea #941: "He Only Goes To Haven To Get The Alcohol" / "He Needs To Dull The Pain"

To the tune of "He Never Failed Me Yet" by Robert Ray

Song ideas list that this song is on: https://www.reddit.com/r/plans/comments/l1580k/the_son_of_way_songwriting_plans_parodies_filk/

Original: https://youtu.be/_DlV-F_iMOw

Original Lyric video: https://youtu.be/3u77iozhD6o

Original Lyric Instrumental / karaoke video: https://youtu.be/qH7a7GUC3Ec

LYRICS:

  • Line 1, 00:10: Brian has a real bad knee

  • Line 2, 00:14: And he has no insurance for

  • Line 3, 00:16: Painkillers.

  • Line 4, 00:19: And he just can't get surgery.

  • Line 5, 00:24: He only goes to Haven to get the alcohol.

  • Line 6, 00:29: Because it's Sunday and he's in

  • Line 7, 00:33: Pain again and the liquor stores

  • Line 8, 00:38: Are all closed in Hutch

  • Line 9, 00:40: And he needs liquor 'cause

  • Line 10, 00:43: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 11, 00:47: Brian has a real bad knee

  • Line 12, 00:51: And he has no insurance for

  • Line 13, 00:54: Painkillers.

  • Line 14, 00:56: And he just can't get surgery

  • Line 15, 01:00: He only goes to Haven to get the alcohol.

  • Line 16, 01:04: Because it's Sunday and he's in

  • Line 17, 01:11: Pain again and the liquor stores

  • Line 18, 01:15: Are all closed in Hutch

  • Line 19, 01:17: And he needs liquor 'cause

  • Line 20, 01:19: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 21, 01:24: He was in a motorcycle

  • Line 22, 01:29: Accident in the 80s

  • Line 23, 01:34: When he really injured his knee

  • Line 24, 01:38: Pain never went away

  • Line 25, 01:43: Then one day he was newly unemployed

  • Line 26, 01:48: His health insurance became null and void.

  • Line 27, 01:52: They're all closed in Hutch

  • Line 28, 01:54: And he needs liquor 'cause

  • Line 29, 01:56: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 30, 02:00: Brian has a real bad knee

  • Line 31, 02:05: And he has no insurance for

  • Line 32, 02:07: Painkillers

  • Line 33, 02:10: And he just can't get surgery

  • Line 34, 02:14: He only goes to Haven to get the alcohol.

  • Line 35, 02:19: Because it's Sunday and he's in

  • Line 36, 02:24: Pain again and all the liquor stores

  • Line 37, 02:29: Are all closed in Hutch

  • Line 38, 02:30: And he needs liquor 'cause

  • Line 39, 02:33: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 40, 02:38: He now has zero income

  • Line 41, 02:43: He still tries to drown sorrows

  • Line 42, 02:47: And he tries to beg for quick cash from neighbors

  • Line 43, 02:53: Then cannot pay them back what he borrows.

  • Line 44, 02:57: He begged a friend to take him, post haste

  • Line 45, 03:01: To Haven's liquor store

  • Line 46, 03:03: Before they would've closed at 8.

  • Line 47, 03:06: They're all closed in Hutch

  • Line 48, 03:08: And he needs liquor 'cause

  • Line 49, 03:10: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 50, 03:14: Brian has a real bad knee

  • Line 51, 03:19: And he has no insurance for

  • Line 52, 03:21: Painkillers

  • Line 53, 03:24: And he just can't get surgery

  • Line 54, 03:28: He only goes to Haven to get the alcohol.

  • Line 55, 03:33: Because it's Sunday and he's in

  • Line 56, 03:38: Pain again and the liquor stores

  • Line 57, 03:42: Are all closed in Hutch

  • Line 58, 03:45: And he needs liquor 'cause

  • Line 59, 03:47: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 60, 03:52: He Needs To Dull that.

  • Line 61, 03:54: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 62, 03:57: He Needs To Dull that.

  • Line 63, 03:59: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 64, 04:01: He Needs To Dull that.

  • Line 65, 04:03: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 66, 04:06: He Needs To Dull that.

  • Line 67, 04:08: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 68, 04:11: He Needs To Dull that.

  • Line 69, 04:12: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 70, 04:15: He Needs To Dull that.

  • Line 71, 04:17: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 72, 04:20: He Needs To Dull that.

  • Line 73, 04:22: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 74, 04:25: He Needs To Dull that.

  • Line 75, 04:26: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

  • Line 76, 04:29: They're all closed in Hutch

  • Line 77, 04:31: And he needs liquor 'cause

  • Line 78, 04:34: He Needs To Dull The Pain.

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