Wednesday, June 08, 2022

"I Won't Help You With The Cigarettes and Alcohol Anymore" - The Son of WAY parody song idea #1036, to the tune of the Pokémon Cerulean City theme [Lyrics]

 

The Son of WAY contrafactum idea #1036

A song to the tune of the Pokémon Cerulean City theme

Original Pokémon RBY version: https://youtu.be/xpPWNOhJtqs

The Pokémon Let's Go Pikachu & Eevee version: https://youtu.be/dAa4qH6U49A

FULL SONG TITLE: "I Won't Help You With The Cigarettes and Alcohol Anymore"

SONG LYRICS:

Refrain 1:

You know, Brian, you can stop it with...

...The cigarettes and alcohol anymore.

Say no... ...To the cigarettes and alcohol anymore.

No more... ...Cigarettes and Alcohol Anymore.

I won't help you with... ...the cigarettes and alcohol anymore!

Verse 1:

You can stop your lies, right now.

I see through them, anyhow.

I'll not believe you, to stop getting screwed,

Out of my five dollars that I'd get back in food.

You say you'll buy some milk

But I know to get a vice, from me, you'll bilk.

Refrain 2:

So no cigarettes and alcohol anymore.

It's Nay to the cigarettes and alcohol anymore.

Nope, to the cigarettes and alcohol anymore.

No more help to get... ...the cigarettes and alcohol anymore.

Verse 2:

You are gonna live... ...less years.

You will realize... ...your worst fears.

Liver cirrhosis, emphysema'd lungs... ...will leave you with real regrets and lotsa tears!

You say you'll have crossed eyes,

So asked for 5 dollars but that's a lie

Refrain 3:

Veto cigarettes and alcohol anymore.

Toss... ....the cigarettes and alcohol anymore.

(fading) Refrain from the cigarettes and alcohol anymore... (fade out)

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