BIG YES BOMB!!!!!: I wrote and recorded a song about a felon and his wrongdoings. Some felons deserve to have songs written and sung about them, depending on what crimes they committed. What are your views on the matter?

Sunday, January 23, 2022

submitted 3 years ago by TSoWAY

Especially since Gilbert did something heinous to a 12 y.o. when he was 16, he deserves the humiliation the song creates on him.

The Son of WAY parody / contrafactum idea # 896

Listening link for the Ballad of Gilbert Alagyu, Jr.: https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/wikvx

To the tune of "Hananimeui Sarangeun" (Korean title for "God's Love Is") - original tune: https://youtu.be/8aFxtFONWzA

Instrumental version of Hananimeui Sarangeun: https://youtu.be/wQeu-S_P2lw

Recent news article about Gilbert's hijinks at the Casey's in Cabool, Texas County, Missouri: https://www.myozarksonline.com/suspect-reported-his-own-crime/

LYRICS:

(Musical intro)

0:26: His name is Gilbert Alagyu ("all-ug-you") and he's made some poor life choices,

0:37: He first did wrong at 16, which we're sure he does regret,

0:44: 'Cause he's now on the list for life.

0:50: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu, he did a bad thing at Casey's,

1:01: He drank a pop bottle and threw it to the floor,

1:07: Then he took the staff hostage.

1:14: Then Gilbert Alagyu called 9-1-1 to report his own crime.

1:26: Then he told them he was gonna rob the place,

1:32: And that he had some warrants.

1:39: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu, is a felon from Dodge City, Kansas

1:50: Maybe he had some good life plans, but those dreams had been most certainly shattered

2:02 (Musical intermission)

2:24: Oh, Gilbert Alagyu's bail is now 200 grand

2:35: All because of his bad actions,

2:42: In Cabool, Texas County, Missouri.

2:51: And Gilbert Alagyu was born in 1988,

3:02: On May 30th, and he's 5-foot-10

3:09: And he weighs one hundred sixty pounds.

3:16: And Gilbert Alagyu has got a whole bunch of tattoos,

3:26: All over his body, like how a felon would tattoo all over themselves.

3:39: Also Gilbert Alagyu is a non-compliant offender

3:52: He committed his first crime on ten-one, two thousand four,

3:57: When he was sixteen years old.

4:04: Now Gilbert Alagyu is charged with kidnapping and burglary,

4:15: And Assault And Stealing,

4:18: Now he's in the county lockup.

4:21: Why did he throw his life away?

4:27: Now he's on the list for life. He's made some mistakes in his life.