It affected me so deeply that I even decided to write a contrafactum song about the situation. I still think about this situation about every day.
The Son of WAY parody writing idea #847: "A Ride To Dillons"
Parody of "God Blessed Texas"
Original lyrics are in unmodified font
Parody Lyrics are italicized
I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I knew a friend named Brian, he lived upstairs from me.
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
He mooched off of a girlfriend, and he lived with her for free.
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
And he's an alcoholic, and he smokes a pack a day,
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
And he tries to be my friend, just so he'll mooch off of me.
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
A ride to Dillons is what he wants,
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
A lil' too often is what I thought.
He gave them a place where they could dance
See, he has no car, and nor does she.
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Can't walk far on his bum knee, then assumes that I'm free.
I've been sent to spread the message
Please don't ask me for a ride to Dillons.
'God blessed Texas'
"Will you please give me a ride to Dillons?"
First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
I snoozed in the daytime; I really preferred my sleep.
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
But Brian tapped my window, so from bed I leaped.
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
Told him what The Marines say - "Pain Is Weakness Leaving Your Body."
He took a rest, then on the very next day
As in he could still walk, it's not karate.
God blessed Texas with His own hand
A ride to Dillons is what he wants,
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
A lil' too often is what I thought.
Gave them a place where they could dance
See, he has no car, and nor does she.
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Can't walk far on his bum knee, then assumes that I'm free.
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Please don't ask me for a ride to Dillons.
'God blessed Texas'
"Will you please give me a ride to Dillons?"
God blessed Texas with His own hand
A ride to Dillons is what he wants,
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
A lil' too often is what I thought.
He gave them a place where they could dance
See, he has no car, and nor does she.
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Can't walk far on his bum knee, then assumes that I'm free.
I've been sent to spread the message
Please don't ask me for a ride to Dillons.
'God blessed Texas'
"Will you please give me a ride to Dillons?"
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Please don't ask me for a ride to Dillons.
'God blessed Texas'
"Will you please give me a ride to Dillons?"
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Please don't ask me for a ride to Dillons.
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'
"Will you please give me a ride to Dillons?"
Feel free to sing my contrafactum's lyrics to this Karaoke track: https://youtu.be/c6Y1DM2x2ss
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