Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Son of W.A.Y. parody: Delivered To a Radio Station

  • Delivered To a Radio Station
    • Contrafactum of "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" by Looking Glass
    • This contrafactum is to go over the time that I delivered for Jimmy John's to a customer working at a radio station, when it turned out that the customer actually only wanted carryout. Therefore, I accidentally upset the customer so while I drove back to Jimmy John's with a zero-tip receipt, she called back to the store to make the complaint. Then Will Alexander, a roughneck ex-military coworker gave me a tirade about how she was very upset and he compensated her for the unwanted delivery by removing the charge from her Unwich, thereby making it free, then warning me to next time ask a customer whether their order is for delivery or carryout.
    • KWBW Radio - the station I delivered to
    • Order Online - Jimmy John's
  • Music video ideas
    • A montage of pictures and possibly videos of any delivery driver driving to a radio station is to be shown in the music vid.
    • As budgets improve, real Jimmy John's delivery drivers could be hired to act - to deliver to a radio station while singing, while a receptionist at the radio station could be portrayed to act disappointed that her order was made a delivery instead of carryout. Also, a lookalike of Will Alexander (a 40s Caucasian male with brown hair and no upper teeth, or wearing an anti-denture to keep his upper teeth hidden, preferably with a real military background) is to wear a Jimmy John's uniform preferably on the location of a real Jimmy John's store, and act out a lecture to the driver (a 1/2 Asian young adult) while also singing the lyrics (or mouthing out nothing in particular while someone else sings off camera if the lyrics can't match what would've been said.)
  • Lyric ideas

    • (To be penned sometime.)

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