Son of W.A.Y. parody: Having a House in San Jose ($8,000 per month)

• Having a House in San Jose ($8,000 per month)
• Contrafactum of "Oare Cat?" by Cleopatra Stratan
• This contrafactum is to go over what it's like to buy / own a house in San Jose, CA, the hottest housing market in the nation, and pay $8,000/month for the mortgage.
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• Music video ideas
• Slideshows and videos of homes in San Jose, CA are to be shown in the music vid.
• Lyric ideas
• Somewhere in the lyrics, mention the fact that many homes in San Jose have a mortgage payment of $8,000/month.
• LYRICS: