Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Son of W.A.Y. parody: He Is Such A Dead Man of the Future

  • He Is Such A Dead Man of the Future
  • Music video ideas:
    • Music video must show a male senior citizen doing what senior citizens do, 
      • Possibly playing Canasta and pet-sitting.
  • Lyric ideas:
    • Somewhere in the lyrics must mention how people younger than retirement age are future immortals because when medical research cures more diseases every year, faster than ever thanks to ever-faster technology, we'll someday discover the cure to aging itself, which is why we're not also future dead people, rather, we're future immortals.
  • LYRICS (Draft 0.2):
    • Group 1
      • He is such a dead man of the future,
      • He gets around slowly with a cane,
      • He is such a dead man of the future,
      • His memory he'll struggle to maintain.
    • Group 2
      • He's retired and lives in nursing homes,
      • He plays Canasta and pet-sits all day,
      • His days of working are far behind him,
      • His muscles are now too frayed to play.
    • Group 1 (Refrain 1)
      • He is such a dead man of the future,
      • He gets around slowly with a cane,
      • He is such a dead man of the future,
      • His memory he'll struggle to maintain.
    • Group 3
      • We younger peeps are future immortals,
      • If we're all below retirement age,
      • Since cures come each year, and will for aging,
      • Future treatments mean aging's off-stage.
    • Group 4
      • We feel sorry for older generations,
      • Med research can't keep them alive,
      • Long enough to prevent life's cessation,
      • Unlike us, they can't forever survive.
    • Group 1 (Refrain 2)
      • He is such a dead man of the future,
      • He gets around slowly with a cane,
      • He is such a dead man of the future,
      • His memory he'll struggle to maintain.

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