Son of W.A.Y. parody: You Were Being Such An Idiot (So I Stomped On Your Hand)

• You Were Being Such An Idiot (So I Stomped On Your Hand)
• Parody of "It's a Long Way To Tipperary"
• (Preferably sung by an all-female ensemble) - Link shows most of the ensemble being female, but not all. She would ideally also be under 25 years old.
• Instrumental version of "It's a Long Way To Tipperary"
• The parody of IaLWTT, published in 1915, is to be recorded with modern instrumentation
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• Music video ideas:
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• Lyric ideas:
•  Replace the line "It's a long, long way to Tipperary but my heart's right there" with "You were being such an idiot, so I stomped on your hand."
• Immediately after the words "stomped on," make the stomping action with an audible thump made by the foot.
• LYRICS:
• In the dining room on Christmas Day Two-Thousand-Eight,
• The whole family was 'round the fire, feeling great,
• We were opening presents and having a good time,
• Our sister got some sandals, which cost us a pretty dime

• Chorus:
• You were being such an idiot,
• You were acting a lil' high,
• You were being such an idiot,
• Like an annoying gadfly,
• Tickling my new sandals,
• The floor's where they'll land,
• You were being such an idiot,
• So I stomped on your hand. 

• When he noticed his teen sister's sandals that were black,
• He asked to just feel it, it soon would make a clack.
• He tickled sandal's bottom, hoped she'd pretend to laugh,
• But tickling her black sandal turned out to be a gaffe. 

• Chorus:
• You were being such an idiot,
• You were acting a lil' high,
• You were being such an idiot,
• Like an annoying gadfly,
• Tickling my new sandals,
• The floor's where they'll land,
• You were being such an idiot,
• So I stomped on your hand. 

• Tickling with pretext of feeling texture was inane,
• He ran into the kitchen sink forthwith to douse the pain,
• Never made her laugh in his life, that's the reason why,
• He made attempt at humor, which was actively denied. 

• Chorus:
• You were being such an idiot,
• You were acting a lil' high,
• You were being such an idiot,
• Like an annoying gadfly,
• Tickling my new sandals,
• The floor's where they'll land,
• You were being such an idiot,
• So I stomped on your hand.