Saturday, August 13, 2016

Son of W.A.Y. parody: You Were Being Such An Idiot (So I Stomped On Your Hand)

  • You Were Being Such An Idiot (So I Stomped On Your Hand)
  • Music video ideas:
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  • Lyric ideas:
    •  Replace the line "It's a long, long way to Tipperary but my heart's right there" with "You were being such an idiot, so I stomped on your hand."
  • LYRICS:
    • In the dining room on Christmas Day Two-Thousand-Eight,
    • The whole family was 'round the fire, feeling great,
    • We were opening presents and having a good time,
    • Our sister got some sandals, which cost us a pretty dime
    • Chorus:
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • You were acting a lil' high,
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • Like an annoying gadfly,
      • Tickling my new sandals,
      • The floor's where they'll land,
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • So I stomped on your hand. 
    • When he noticed his teen sister's sandals that were black,
    • He asked to just feel it, it soon would make a clack.
    • He tickled sandal's bottom, hoped she'd pretend to laugh,
    • But tickling her black sandal turned out to be a gaffe. 
    • Chorus:
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • You were acting a lil' high,
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • Like an annoying gadfly,
      • Tickling my new sandals,
      • The floor's where they'll land,
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • So I stomped on your hand. 
    • Tickling with pretext of feeling texture was inane,
    • He ran into the kitchen sink forthwith to douse the pain,
    • Never made her laugh in his life, that's the reason why,
    • He made attempt at humor, which was actively denied. 
    • Chorus:
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • You were acting a lil' high,
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • Like an annoying gadfly,
      • Tickling my new sandals,
      • The floor's where they'll land,
      • You were being such an idiot,
      • So I stomped on your hand. 

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