Son of W.A.Y. parody: We Need You

• We Need You
• Parody of "Eye Of The Tiger" by Survivor
• Music video ideas:
• Music video shows a supermarket employee calling in sick to his manager and singing the lyrics over the phone. 
• The bald, Hispanic manager in his 40s (based on a true story) sings back to the employee from the other side of the call.
• Lyric ideas:
• As the true event took place shortly before Thanksgiving, (dealing with) turkeys must be mentioned somewhere in the song.
• Somewhere in the song must mention that this is the employee's second absence. The company's policy is one free absence, then the second absence counts as one point against him out of 12th; the 12th resulting in termination. 
• LYRICS:
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