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TheresJustNoMoney

To all customers with grassy front yards: If you had tall grass when I dropped off a no-contact delivery and then I muttered in front of your video doorbell "The grass seems kinda tall, so these people really oughtta mow the lawn!" How would you react?

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If I was blissfully not noticing you had a video doorbell when I utter that, and you listen to that footage of me later, what would your reactions be like?

And have you caught other delivery drivers muttering something unflattering on your video doorbell that they would never dare utter to your faces? What did they say and how did you react right then?

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[–]JoeL0gan 6 points 5 months ago 

Not a customer, but a harmless little comment like that I'd probably just laugh and move on with my day. Even if they were cussing, I don't think I'd report.

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[–]MasterAd1460 4 points 5 months ago 

I would call support and tell them you insulted my grass

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[–]TheresJustNoMoney[S] 2 points 5 months ago 

What if they just told you " well, you'd better mow your lawn then!" ?

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[–]Robot_EmbryoDead Inside 2 points 5 months ago 

How many times has this happened to you now?

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[–]TheresJustNoMoney[S] 2 points 5 months ago 

I'm the driver, so I wonder what would happen to me if I accidentally muttered unflattering comments about the customer or their property in front of the video doorbell without realizing there was a video doorbell at the address at which I was dropping off the order.

I don't keep count.

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[–]JoeL0gan 3 points 5 months ago 

Some people I delivered to a month ago-ish had some giant wooden trim sticking out the front of their house. I bent over to put their groceries down and smacked my forehead on it. Said "Stupid fucking trim" and then looked to my right and saw the ring doorbell. I went back to my car, got the rest of their groceries, and when I set those down, I hit my forehead AGAIN. Looked over at the ring doorbell, stared at it for 5 seconds and said "I understand if you submit this to a fails channel or something" laughed and went on with my day lol. Was so embarrassed.

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[–]Robot_EmbryoDead Inside 2 points 5 months ago 

Probably nothing, maybe a spouse or teenager gets yelled at and reminded to cut the grass.

I've caught myself reacting audibly to insane barking dogs and then noticing a door camera. I've definitely been captured rolling my eyes or muttering "jeeesus chriiist" 😆

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[–]Low-Impression3367 0 points 5 months ago 

I’d point there is the lawn mower and here is $10. start mowing

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