Saturday, March 29, 2025

I feel compelled to add on Wikipedia that [[Sleep]] is a powerfully addictive drug, because it keeps me from starting my Dashing job in the morning and earning $200+/day, but how do I add that fact without making it sound vandalistic?

 

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I feel compelled to add on Wikipedia that [[Sleep]] is a powerfully addictive drug, because it keeps me from starting my Dashing job in the morning and earning $200+/day, but how do I add that fact without making it sound vandalistic?

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As a [[Doordash]] driver (AKA Dasher), I could start as early as I feel like, so if I start early in the morning, and work 'til after sundown, I could make over $200/day.

But sleep feels more powerful and addicting than [[Meth]] (though I've never had meth in my life) so that's why I only woke up at around 3:30 PM. Now I'll be lucky to only make $100 today.

So even though the prospect of making over $200 day is pretty alluring, that's if I get up early, but since sleep overpowers me into continuing to sleep and therefore make less money in the day, I'd say it's THE most powerfully addicting drug that I've ever had the misfortune to get, whether I wanted it or not.

So how can that fact get on the [[Sleep]] article without seeming like vandalism to regular editors? And could this fact be added to the [[Doordash]] and/or [[Dasher]] articles as well?

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[–]DoorDashDrivers-ModTeam[M] [score hidden]  stickied commentlocked comment 

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Do not troll.

[–]Friends_are_nosy 1 point  

this is the dumbest thing i’ve read

[–]impossiwaffle 1 point  

Keep... working? You don't have to quit at a certain time yo, run those McDonalds orders

[–]713nikkiI got your extra sauce 1 point  

Before I even got to the part where you said you don’t do meth, I was already thinking you sound like you’re on a multi-day bender.

Your disclaimer doesn’t convince me

 

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