Saturday, February 08, 2025

Would we not have to worry about student loans anymore when Putin launches nukes?

 

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Would we not have to worry about student loans anymore when Putin launches nukes?

If we still have to worry about student loans after a nuclear exchange, how exactly would student loans survive a nuclear war in the first place?

And would student loans be paid back with bottle caps a la Bethesda Softworks' Fallout series?

 

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[–]20growing20 12 points  

In the end there will be nothing but ants, cockroaches, and our student loans.

[–]martapap 3 points  

Roaches with AI brain implants will be equipped to call you in the event you are 1 day late.

[–]martapap 3 points  

Telepathy. literally. Elon's brain implant chip announced telepathy results this week. https://neuralink.com/blog/a-year-of-telepathy/

[–]Aidsinmyhand 1 point  

People still think nukes actually have a chance??

[–]Dangerous_Midnight91 1 point  

Nope! That’s why they’re building prisons in El Salvador. No ones wasting an ICBM on that hell hole.

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