Saturday, February 08, 2025

What other dog disease puns can you think of besides "Dogabetes" and "Barkinson's?"

 

r/dogs icon
Go to dogs
•

What other dog disease puns can you think of besides "Dogabetes" and "Barkinson's?"

[Fluff]

  • Dogabetes for Diabetes

  • Barkinson's for Parkinson's

  • Pawtism for Autism

  • Pawlzheimer's for Alzheimer's

  • Attention Dogficit Disorder for Attention Deficit Disorder

  • Dogmentia for Dementia

  • Arfritis for Arthritis

  • Dogpression for Depression

  • Cerebral Pawlsy for Cerebral Palsy

  • Alcopawlism for Alcoholism

  • Barkpolar Disorder for Bipolar Disorder

  • Streptobarkus for Streptococcus

  • Fleabitis for Phlebitis

  • Tubarkulosis for Tuberculosis

  • Menopaws for Menopause (not really a disease but still fits in a way)

What other health / illness puns can you think of for dogs?

all 4 comments
sorted by: 
best
disable inbox replies
 (?)
formatting helpcontent policy

[–]AutoModerator [score hidden]  stickied comment 

Welcome to r/dogs! We are a discussion-based subreddit dedicated to support, inform, and advise dog owners. Do note we are on a short backlog, and all posts require manual review prior to going live. This may mean your post isn't visible for a couple days.

This is a carefully moderated sub intended to support, inform, and advise dog owners. Submissions and comments which break the rules will be removed. Review the rules here r/Dogs has four goals: - Help the public better understand dogs - Promote healthy, responsible dog-owner relationships - Encourage “Least Intrusive, Minimally Aversive” training protocols. Learn more here. - Support adoption as well as ethical and responsible breeding. If you’d like to introduce yourself or discuss smaller topics, please contribute to our Monthly Discussion Hub, pinned at the top.

This subreddit has low tolerance for drama. Please be respectful of others, and report antagonistic comments to mods for review.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[–]enpowera 5 points  

Debliatating illnesses aren't funny. -From someone with a very morbid sense of humor.

 

at

No comments:

Post a Comment